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Help me continue to provide “quality” posts [hahahaha]. Contribute whatever you want. Of course, your contributions might depend on how you would define “quality”. But hey, no worries!

It may be about a celebrity, a politician or any famous figure, who you happened to see somewhere doing something interesting, questionable or perhaps, deplorable — especially if it’s deplorable! It could also be about a certain ordinary person who, for some reason, you totally HATE and wish to expose and humiliate in front of the whole blogosphere (e.g. your boss, your office mate, your enemy, your friend, your ex, your spouse, or anyone in your circle for that matter).

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If possible, do send pictures or photos of the people you want me to write about. And if it’s not too much, give me their email addresses so that I can send them the link to their article. hahaha

P.S. Kung may MAHALAGANG impormasyon kayo tungkol sa mga kasalukuyang balita sa TV o dyaryo o baka naman tungkol sa mga nakalipas na na tsismis sa showbiz, pulitika, atbp., ipagbigay alam agad sa akin para maliwanagan ang iba o pwede ring maliwanagan kayo kasi siguradong sa isang sulok ng maliit na mundong ginagalawan natin ay may isang taong nakakaalam ng katotohanan. But of course, it would depend on how you would define “truth”.

But hey, no worries! I’ll make you ANONYMOUS. bwahahahahah

So, send your contributions today to pipitblog@gmail.com. I promise I will make it worth your time. [wink]

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http://pipitblog.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/jennylyn-mercado-patrick-garcia-and-bong-revilla-scandal

http://pipitblog.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/francis-magalona-and-abegail-rait-scandal

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Girlalu Kay Tattoo Artist: “Bakit ‘56 Stars’ Ang Nilagay Mo Sa Aking Mukha?!”

Girlalu Kay Tattoo Artist: “Bakit ‘56 Stars’ Ang Nilagay Mo Sa Mukha Ko?!”

Sino ba naman ang mag-aakala na pwede palang makatulog ang isang tao habang sya’y tinatatuan? Ito’y  hango sa kwento ni Kimberley Vlaminck, isang labing-walong taong gulang na dalaga mula sa Belgium, na nagsasabing sya daw ay nakatulog noong inuumpisahan na syang tatuan. Laking gulat nalang nya nang pagkagising ay meron na syang limampu’t anim — take note, “56″ hana star tattoos sa kanyang mukha.

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Ang sinabi kasi nya sa tattoo artist ay tatlo lang ang ilagay. Ang palusot naman ng nasabing artist ay hindi daw nya naintindihan ang request ni Kimberly. Pero ang layo naman ata ng tunog ng “fifty-six” sa “three” [kamot ulo]…

Come to think of it…may maganda rin namang kinalabasan ang experience na ito ni Kimberly…Ngayon, pwede na syang gamiting visual aid sa Science class nya…

Our lesson for today is about Constellations…

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Ito ang Big Dipper Constellation…

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Ito naman ang Cassiopeia Constellation…

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Guess what this is? CLUE: Lion yan…hihihihi

Thank you Kimberly, you’ve been very helpful. Now LEARN YOUR LESSON this time!!!

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P.S. Mukhang tama ka Ozone…siguro nga, hugis ng Number 3 ang interpretasyon ni tattoo artist nung sinabi ni Kimberly na 3 stars ang ilagay. Tsk…tsk…tsk…pagpasensya nyo na sya, may pagka-is-low lang…nyahahahahah

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My BF was having sex with a little boy

My BF was having sex with a little boy

In my dream — that is. Still…eeeewwww!!!!

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I remember entering our bedroom and there he was — jamming his penis inside the ass of a little boy, no less! When I looked down at the boy, I saw blood on his tiny butthole…on his underwear which was halfway down his thighs…then he gave me a wicked grin…Weird huh? So how do I make sense of it? Or should it even have to make any sense at all?

Over the years, experts have been trying to rationalize the meaning of dreams. Some say it is a way for omnipotent beings to relay divined messages. I don’t see how a man butt-fukcing a little boy would make me see some divined message from God. Or was it from Satan? bwahahahaha

Some dismiss dreams as nothing more than a biochemical reaction and hormonal interaction occurring as the brain rests, recovers, and resets itself from day to day. So this might have something to do with the fact that I am Pi-eM-eSing right now and my hormones are outta control?

Others say dreams are windows to our unconscious minds. I know I’m not into the whole pedophilia thing, and so is he. In fact, when I told him about my dream — he said, “Eeeww…Kadiri ka talaga!” —- So why did I even dream about it? It’s entirely possible, though, that in my unconscious state, I dig little boys [shrug]. Again….eeewww!

According to Sigmund Freud, “there is a psychological technique which makes it possible to interpret dreams, and that every dream reveals itself as a psychical structure which has meaning.” Truth is — there is no manual available that can identify what objects in dreams symbolize. The objects undergo changes that only the individual can gain an understanding of — which psychoanalysts can only learn through dialogues with the patient. However, here are some of the common objects seen in dreams and their respective meanings:

SEXUAL DREAMS

The meaning of sexuality in dreams depends on the emotional element. If you wake up sexually aroused [I wasn't], that is common [I said I wasn't sexually aroused!]. Sexuality is a fundamental part of living and sexual dreams express part of your being. Only if the content is disturbing [it was quite disturbing actually] or if your arousal is more intense from dreams than from waking experience, do you need to explore your dream’s meaning. If you dream of sexual experience but are not sexually aroused, the traditional meaning is one of general happiness. Your love relationship is deepening or about to be renewed. [Thanks, that is very comforting!]

The most common sexual dreams are: adultery, love with an acquaintance, masked or faceless lover, passionate encounter with an ex, rape, sex in a public place, sex change.

LONG OBJECTS

Mountains, rocks, sticks, umbrellas, poles, trees… Then objects for which the penetration in the body and harming is characteristic – knives, daggers, lances, sabres, swords, guns, rifles, revolvers, cannons…these all represent the penis.

The phallus is also substituted with objects from which water runs: pipes, watering-pots, fountains… and with objects that can be lengthened: hanging lights, extensible pens, aerials. Balloons, airplanes, helicopters, rockets, etc. are symbols of erection. Less evident male sexual symbols are reptiles and fish, especially a symbol of snake. A hat and a coat as well as various machines and appliances have the same meaning.

HOLLOW OBJECTS

Shafts, pits and caves, vessels and bottles, boxes, suitcases, tins, pockets, closets, stoves, ships…these represent the vagina. The same holds for house with entrances, passages and doors, churches, chapels, castles, mansions, fortresses and even landscape itself. The material such as wood and paper as well as objects made of them: a table, a book… symbolize the same. Typical female symbols among animals are snails and mussels and their shells. Apples, peaches and fruits in general symbolize breasts.

NAKED

Most often, this is not a sexual dream. Usually this common dream is a dream of inadequacy: you don’t feel prepared for some event, or for life itself. This dream may have an element of comedy — lighten up! Don’t worry. Traditionally, this has been a dream of money luck. Buy a lottery ticket.

BLOOD

Blood is life force. Some say it is the vehicle of the soul. It carries nutrients through our bodies and removes toxic wastes. If you are bleeding in a dream, ask yourself where in your physical life your life force is being taken from you or is simply draining away. In the Christian sacraments, human beings are called to drink the blood of the Jesus, so drinking blood in a dream can be referring to sacred ritual and imbibing Divine force. Blood is associated with both being born and with dying. So, depending upon the context of the dream, you need to ask yourself either what is being born in your psyche or in what way is the soul being murdered?

Any weird dreams that you might want to share??? Feel free to disgust us all.


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