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Vicky Belo: Entries For Vagina Machine-naming Contest


Vicky Belo: Entries For Vagina Machine-naming Contest

“Just got a new machine at belo medical group. It tightens Vajayjay and prevents trickling. It uses only magnets. Need a name for it help!” Belo posted on her Twitter.

People suggested:

V-Tight

Like A Virgin

Vagnet

Happy Tight

VATIGHTNA

Vagneto

SIKIPEX

V-Shut Bacani (sacrilegious, but melikes!)

GyneTight

tightenator

Magnetite

TightenKho (aylavet! hahaha)

VAGINA HALILI (to add more injury to insult)

Vagina Magdayao (dahil nag-lock ang vagina ni Shaina noong nagsesex sila ni John Lloyd…haha)

Pukiput

V-Fresh

Triple V Express

Hymen Kho

Keps for Keeps

Sikip Silip

The Revirginizer

Belopian Tube

Close Open Close Open

Makahiya Treatment

Pampasikeps

VIAGRIP

flower arrangement

Revirginizer

The doctor posted, “1st winner of 5 THOU Belo GCs is @airaaavi with her entry: V-Tight ! @belobeauty will get in touch with you. CONGRATULATIONS!”

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PipitBlog is now on Facebook

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Contribute Articles and Pictures


Contribute

Help me continue to provide “quality” posts [hahahaha]. Contribute whatever you want. Of course, your contributions might depend on how you would define “quality”. But hey, no worries!

It may be about a celebrity, a politician or any famous figure, who you happened to see somewhere doing something interesting, questionable or perhaps, deplorable — especially if it’s deplorable! It could also be about a certain ordinary person who, for some reason, you totally HATE and wish to expose and humiliate in front of the whole blogosphere (e.g. your boss, your office mate, your enemy, your friend, your ex, your spouse, or anyone in your circle for that matter).

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If possible, do send pictures or photos of the people you want me to write about. And if it’s not too much, give me their email addresses so that I can send them the link to their article. hahaha

P.S. Kung may MAHALAGANG impormasyon kayo tungkol sa mga kasalukuyang balita sa TV o dyaryo o baka naman tungkol sa mga nakalipas na na tsismis sa showbiz, pulitika, atbp., ipagbigay alam agad sa akin para maliwanagan ang iba o pwede ring maliwanagan kayo kasi siguradong sa isang sulok ng maliit na mundong ginagalawan natin ay may isang taong nakakaalam ng katotohanan. But of course, it would depend on how you would define “truth”.

But hey, no worries! I’ll make you ANONYMOUS. bwahahahahah

So, send your contributions today to pipitblog@gmail.com. I promise I will make it worth your time. [wink]

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Girlalu na JONTILD: Di alam na may 8-month-old dyunanak na sa tiyan???


Girlalu na JONTILD: Di alam na may 8-month-old dyunanak na sa tiyan???

Minsan sa ating buhay, makaka-engkwentro tayo ng isang kwento na hindi kapani-paniwala…A la “Bilibit Or Not” kumbaga…Malamang ang iba sa inyo’y mapapailing nalang…Ang iba nama’y matatawa…Ngunit ito’y nangyari sa tunay na buhay at hindi kathang-isip lamang — kung kaya mapapabigkas ka nalang bigla ng “What da puck???!!”

Nahalukay ko ang clinical analysis na ito sa records ng University of Santo Tomas Hospital. Ako’y nagulumihanan sapagkat ang kwentong ito ay tungkol sa isang sanggol na bigla nalang lumitaw na para bang isa itong mahiwagang mushroom. Hindi alam ng kanyang mudra na ipinagbubuntis na pala siya sa loob ng walong buwan. Nadiskobre lang si Baby Boy sa ultrasound noong araw na itinakbo si girlalu sa hospital dahil sa abdominal pains.

Imaginin mo na wala kang kamalay-malay na ikaw ay 8 months pregnant. Sumasakit lang ang puson mo  kaya ka nagpadala sa ospital. Tapos biglang sasabihin sayo ng doktor na…“CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU’RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY!!!” Makalipas ang ilang oras, lumabas na si baby kabute….nyahahahah

Basahin nyo nalang ang buong report ng UST medical staff…[CLICK IMAGE TO ENLARGE]

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Katrina Halili and Hayden Kho Scandal (Full Version)


Katrina Halili and Hayden Kho Scandal (Full Version)

[ANG PERVERT NA MARUNONG MAGBASA, MABILIS MAKAKAKITA…WAG MAGING IS-LOW, PARA WAG MATAWAG NA BO-BOW…KUNG HINDI NYO PA RIN MAKUHA…PAKSHIT, NASA GUEST BOOK! MGA BRUHA!!!]

[I already found the full version that people are talking about…Oooh-la-la…;)]

“Oh oh Oh oh…

I feel so unsure
as I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
as the music dies, something in your eyes
calls to mind the silver screen
and all its sad good-byes

I’m never gonna dance again
guilty feet have got no rhythm
though it’s easy to pretend
I know you’re not a fool

Should’ve known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I’ve been given
so I’m never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you…Oh…oh..”

“Kantahin natin yung version ni Hayden , kasi yun yung kakantahin nya eh…Ok lang ba sa inyo?”

Anyways, if you are wondering what that was about…apparently, they were practicing for THEIR PERFORMANCE ON CELEBRITY DUETS…TAKE NOTE: DR. VICKY BELO WAS WATCHING FROM THE AUDIENCE…TSK…TSK…THE NERVE OF THESE TWO SLUTS!!!

KATRINA HALILI AND HAYDEN KHO SCANDAL PART 2

Hayden: “Say Hi muna.”

Katrina: “Hi!”

Hayden: “Nanggigigil ka sa akin?” (This can be translated into different ways…”Do you find me irresistible? “Do you want to ravish me?”)

Katrina: “Nanggigil ako sayo.” (“I find you irresistable…I want to ravish you!”)

Hayden: “Lab mo ko?” (“Do you love me?”)

Katrina: “Love.”

Hayden: “Galingan mo, baby. I’m cheering for you.” (“Make it good, baby. I’m cheering for you!”)

Sizzling HOT!!! Ooh-La-La!!!

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THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT  BELOMED

ABOUT KATRINA HALILI

Katrina Halili is an alumna of the StarStruck talent search and the cover girl of leading magazines such as FHM Philippines and Maxim Philippines. She was voted as FHM Philippines’ sexiest woman for the year 2006 and bagged the title yet again in 2007. She is the first StarStruck In 2008, she was chosen as the calendar girl for FHM Philippines for the second time. In addition, she also launched her own line of lingeries and swimsuits she called Playmates, and became an image model for the Belo Medical Group. contestant to top the FHM Philippines’ 100 Sexiest list and the only Filipina celebrity to have won the title twice in a row. She is a three-time FHM Philippines covergirl.

ABOUT HAYDEN KHO

He was born in Manila on May 20, 1980, to a pure-Chinese doctor-father, Hayden Kho, and a Spanish-Filipina businesswoman-mother, Irene dela Santa; one of five children. He describes his family as “above average.” He speaks fluent Chinese (he studied at the Grace Christian School in Binondo, Manila, for 14 years.

Hayden Kho graduated from the UST Faculty of Medicine and Surgery, mind you. He passed his licensure examination last February 2007.   He used to practice his profession at the Belo Medical Group but was promoted to a Marketing Directory position later on.So technically, he’s a doctor-slash-macho-dancer-slash-actor-slash-cheater.

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He was currently involved with Dr. Vicki Belo, the beauty surgeon of the movie stars, when this scandal broke out. And as a result, they  momentarily broke up. But now they are back in each other’s arms. Ooh-la-la!

Here’s PART 3

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INQUIRER.net

Katrina Halili: Hayden Kho will pay

By Tetch Torres
First Posted 16:30:00 05/20/2009

Actress Katrina Halili said she would make beauty doctor Hayden Kho pay over the release of a video of their intimate moments on the Internet so that other women will not suffer the same fate.

“Dapat magbayad siya. Para hindi na gawin ng ibang lalaki sa amin, sa mga babae para wala nang mabiktima [He should pay so that men will not do the same to other women, so that there will be no more victims],” Halili told reporters as she was leaving the National Bureau of Investigation (NBI).

“Hindi ako uurong. Napakawalnghiya niya. Hindi ko sila uurungan [I will not back down. He has no shame. There’s no turning back],” she said.

Halili sought the help of the NBI to determine what case could be filed against Kho.

“Gusto ko nang lumaban kasi ayoko nang maulit ang mga pangyayari, sobrang pambababoy [I want to fight back. I don’t want this humiliation to happen again],” she said.

“Hinaharap ko itong kahihiyang ito para lang matapos na… Ayaw ko nang maulit sa akin ito, kasi kahit anong ingat, kung may lalaking intensiyon nilang gawin yun [I am facing this scandal to get this over with… I don’t want this to happen to me again. Now matter how careful you are, some men are determined to do it],” she said.

In a privilege speech on Thursday, Senator Ramon Revilla Jr., sought the revocation of Kho’s license as he decried the release of the doctor’s sex video with Halili.

[He cited Section 24 of the Republic Act No. 2382 or the Medical Act of 1959 whereby immoral or dishonorable conduct are among the grounds for reprimand, suspension or revocation of a doctor’s certificate of registration.

Revilla also pointed out that under Article 26 of the Civil Code, every person shall respect the dignity, personality, privacy and peace of mind of his neighbors and other persons, and disturbing the private life of another person constitutes to a cause of action for damages.]

DAMN!!! I WISH I COULD EARN SOMETHING FROM THIS…MY HITS ARE ASTRONOMICAL TODAY….THANKS TO ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE!!! I ACCEPT DONATIONS, BY THE WAY! nyahhahahahha

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE MARICAR REYES AND HAYDEN KHO SCANDAL!!!

Mga perverts, bisita kayo sa guestbook ko…

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Jinky Pacquiao Scandal


Jinky Pacquiao Scandal

I say “scandal” because if this is not scandalous, then I don’t know what is!

Belomed is a popular Dermatology and Cosmetic Surgery clinic here in the Philippines. It has been endorsed by the likes of ZsaZsa Padilla, Regine Velasquez, Lucy Torres-Gomez, Claudine Barretto, Katrina Halili, Piolo Pascual, Dingdong Dantes — all prominent and prestigious names in our local entertainment industry and all possess a certain thing called “beauty”. Now, since BeloMed stands for beauty, there is no doubt as to why these celebrities were chosen to endorse BeloMed products.

However, there are rumors that Jinky, wife of Manny Pacquiao, is to become the next model for Belo Medical Group.

Now this news goes under the bright, bold heading of “What-The-Hell?”

Enter Jinky Pacquiao…

When Jinky was asked about the rumors regarding the BeloMed endorsement, she said…

TRANSLATION:

Jinky Pacquiao: Hahahaha…No, I can’t still reveal that…we still need to talk…Me, I’m just happy…I’m proud of myself when they ask me to become an endorser. I think I have the “potential” [???] that’s why they asked asked me, right? [Is she trying to convince herself or the interviewer? Hmmm…either way, there’s a hint of doubt somewhere. OFF-TOPIC: Were you able to see Jinky’s twin sister @ 00:28 seconds? Well, not that she matters…]

MANNY ON JINKY BEING A “BEAUTY” ENDORSER:

Manny Pacquiao: That’s good. Uhh, there’s no problem about that. My wife is truly model-material. [then he laughs]. That’s fine just as long she is the solo model [he laughs again] ….But she can’t pursue acting… [Does Manny feel threatened by his wife’s new celebrity status? Is he envious that he wasn’t able to get the endorsement himself? And if ever Jinky pursues an acting stint, would she overshadow her husband’s  showbiz career (if there is any at all)?

Hmmm….these questions are meant to be left unanswered….so please don’t bother…

Jinky was chosen to endorse a new weight reduction product — a diet injection, to be exact. We’ll see how that goes. hahahah..Anyway, here’s a preview of Jinky’s upcoming BeloMed ads which you will eventually see displayed across numerous billboards along EDSA.

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(front-left) Regine Velasquez, (front-right) Lucy Torres, (second row) ZsaZsa Padilla and (top) Jinky Pacquiao.

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The beautiful faces of BeloMed: (front- from left to right) Regine Velasquez, Lucy Torres, Sarah Geronimo, Bea Alonzo; (second row – left to right) ZsaZsa Padilla, Jinky Pacquiao and Claudine Barretto.

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Jinky Pacquiao à la ZsaZsa Padilla

“Timeless”??? Uhh…Forgivable. “Beauty”??? Uhh…Debatable.

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Jinky Pacquiao à la Tin Tin Bersola-Babao

Last time I checked, the dictionary defined “sexy” (sěk’sē) as arousing or tending to arouse sexual desire or interest; Highly appealing or interesting…That’s easy enough to understand. But, this! This is a direct affront to my intelligence!

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Jinky Pacquiao à la Anne Curtis

With a little help from Photoshop, well, it’s quite feasible, I suppose [???]

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Jinky Pacquiao à la Katrina Halili

One word…scandalous!

READ MORE: Jinkee Pacquiao on Maxim Magazine

Hair, Make-up, Clothes, Shoes, Pedicures, Zits, Bulges, Celebrities, And Anything Else That Is Mundane and Shallow


Hair, Make-up, Clothes, Shoes, Pedicures, Zits, Bulges, Celebrities, And Anything Else That Is Mundane and Shallow

I have this habit of composing seemingly long titles, if you happened to notice. [See  Example 1 and 2] This is exactly why my Creative Writing professor failed me in college. He said: “People do not remember long titles…blah blah blah…The first 3 to 5 words of your title determine the success of your story…blah blah blah…Your aim is to be remembered, not be forgotten….blah blah blah…” The man had a point, I could admit that much. But to hell with success and longevity! Who the fukc needs them anyway?! But here’s my opinion:

Three things actually—

One, a short heading compels me to describe what you are supposed to see in a particular article — what it’s about, basically. Now, why the hell should I bother making a title — in-a-nutshell style — when readers can just very well read the whole damned post and get the gist themselves??!!

Two, I’m a lazy person and making a summary heading totally goes against Article Number 1 of Section 3 of my sacred Code of Laziness and I quote – “Thou shall not exert any kind of effort at all times” – unquote.

Three, I have a very short temper and combine that with my flair for the vulgar, I’m likely to call this article, “Go Away, You Fukcing Imbeciles!”  if I’m having a difficult time composing a descriptively short title. But I have to resist the temptation. Believe me, that’s something of a feat for me because I  am not normally  considerate of other people’s feelings. In fact, if I want to be mean, I’d say — “50,301 IMBECILES who have nothing else better to do with their lives have wasted their precious time visiting this blog” — instead of using the rarely used term “nincompoop” — it denotes the same thing, by the way — but I didn’t because I would rather have you go on with your reading as if I just didn’t call you an IMBECILE when in fact I just did. Again. Besides, “nincompoop” sounds pretty much inoffensive to me, don’t you think? Polite even, as opposed to blatantly calling you an IMBECILE. For the nth time.

Alright, say, I’m to write about the mundane things in life, and given that I am a lazy mother effer, I would baptize that post as “The Mundane Things In Life”.  Technically, that’s what my professor would pronounce as an effective title. Five words. Simple. Concise. But if I do just that, then I would be risking having a beautifully written article brushed off just because you don’t know the meaning of “mundane“!

Now, suppose I use the title…

Hair, Make-up, Clothes, Shoes, Pedicures, Zits, Bulges, Celebrities, And Anything Else That Is Mundane and Shallow

I will wager that it wouldn’t give way to any kind of confusion now as to what this post is about. I couldn’t very well type “Hair, Make-up, Clothes, Shoes, Pedicures, Zits, Bulges, Celebrities, And Anything Else That Is Mundane and Shallow” on the heading and not talk about all  of these things,  now could I? But isn’t it dreadfully boring to be reading a seven-paragraph recital of my preference for long titles and see that I am nowhere near the subjects at hand? Well, I figured as much.

So just scratch that, would yah! There, that’s better!

“What the hell was that all about???!”, you might ask. Well, let’s just say that I wanted to waste your time because I wasted mine trying to write a supposedly fantastic article that three-fourths  of the world’s population would find very interesting but it is completely mundane in nature — so mundane, indeed, that it effectively obliterated any interest that I might have had at the very beginning of my sad but  short-lived attempt at mundaneness.