Category Archives: Places and People

Vicky Belo: Entries For Vagina Machine-naming Contest


Vicky Belo: Entries For Vagina Machine-naming Contest

“Just got a new machine at belo medical group. It tightens Vajayjay and prevents trickling. It uses only magnets. Need a name for it help!” Belo posted on her Twitter.

People suggested:

V-Tight

Like A Virgin

Vagnet

Happy Tight

VATIGHTNA

Vagneto

SIKIPEX

V-Shut Bacani (sacrilegious, but melikes!)

GyneTight

tightenator

Magnetite

TightenKho (aylavet! hahaha)

VAGINA HALILI (to add more injury to insult)

Vagina Magdayao (dahil nag-lock ang vagina ni Shaina noong nagsesex sila ni John Lloyd…haha)

Pukiput

V-Fresh

Triple V Express

Hymen Kho

Keps for Keeps

Sikip Silip

The Revirginizer

Belopian Tube

Close Open Close Open

Makahiya Treatment

Pampasikeps

VIAGRIP

flower arrangement

Revirginizer

The doctor posted, “1st winner of 5 THOU Belo GCs is @airaaavi with her entry: V-Tight ! @belobeauty will get in touch with you. CONGRATULATIONS!”

Ang Mga Pecpec Sa Pilipinas


Ang Mga Pecpec Sa Pilipinas

Sa mga perverts out there, kung gusto nyong makakita ng sangkatutak at sandamakmak na Pecpec —– just search them on Facebook…ang dami doon…

their last name is “Pecpec” — “vagina” in English hahaha

PipitBlog is now on Facebook


PipitBlog is now on Facebook

Let’s see how many nincompoops would DARE LIKE my page. ahahaha @_@ Just search for Pipit Blog

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Venus Raj: Suspect in Ms. Universe Backstage Sabotage?


Venus Raj: Suspect in Ms. Universe Backstage Sabotage?

Miss Australia Jesinta Campbell claims the Philippines’ Venus Raj “sabotaged” her costume! “There was a bit of sabotage backstage,” she told Australia’s Nova 91.9 radio station of her experience with the “national dress” she donned for the event. “When I went to put it on I found about six pins all pinned in the back of it, so when I put it on I scratched all the back of my back. I was like ‘Ooh! What’s that?'”

Campbell singles out those from Mexico, the Philippines, and Central and South America. “Winning is so important for those girls because they become queens in their country and are worshipped if they win — and it changes everything forever for them,” she told the Herald Sun. “But there were 82 other girls there and I can’t narrow it down, so it’s a mystery to me.”

Read the full article here!

Bahay (Daw) Ni Manny Villar sa U.S.


Bahay (Daw) Ni Manny Villar sa U.S.

Nareceive ko ito sa aking email. Ang sabi ng sender:

Subject: Who owns a house like this?
Imagine who would have such taste and live in such opulence?

An American Billionaire?
A Saudi Prince?
Louis XIV of
France?
Savour the pictures then scroll to the bottom of the page to see who owns this Work of Art.

This Mansion is in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA and belongs to:
Senator Manny Villar of the PHILIPPINES

While Filipinos starve, and die because of abject poverty ….and while Sen. Villar brags that he had poor beginnings and he had helped his poor countrymen over and over again… but look now.. he and his family live like this…….his GREED kills his poverty stricken fellow Filipinos .
PLEASE send this to everyone you know.
They can send it to everyone they know.
Soon Filipinos around the world will know what this man is doing to the people he wishes to serve if elected President.

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May pumalag naman agad — ang sabi nung nag-react nasa Saudi raw ang ate nya at meron daw ipinadala sa kanyang pics  — exactly the same pics ng bahay ng isang Saudi prince! Mukhang galing na naman daw sa kampo nina Noynoy. ahihihihi

So ano itong kumakalat na tsismis? Smear campaign against Villar? tsk…tsk…tsk…

Honestly, I think masyadong ostentatiously “bonggacious” ang design ng bahay even for a billionaire like Manny Villar. Pwede pa siguro kung sinabing bahay yan ng mga Marcoses…hahahah…

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Ilan Ba Ang Aso Mo Sa Bahay?


Ilan Ba Ang Aso Mo Sa Bahay?

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Dear PipitBlog,

Help!!! Ako po ay estudyante sa FEU at kailangan ko po ang tulong ng mga perverts para sa aking project sa school.  Kailangan ko lang po ng statistics ng number of dogs per household dito sa Metro Manila saka kung bumibili ba ang mga dog owners ng dog products like dog shampoo, dog food, dog treats, dog toys, etc. sa isang shop or sa isang website. Can you help me with this? Tatanawin kong isang malaking utang na loob! Tulungan nyo po akong makagraduate hehe…Maraming salamat!

Isa sa mga perverts,

Bong

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Hello Pervert Bong,

Hmmm…interesting. Mahirap atang gawin yang sinasabi mo. Pero para maka-graduate ka eh tutulungan kita sa abot ng aking makakaya. Good luck sa project mo.

Mga perverts, participate kayo sa stats poll at tulungan natin ang kapwa nating pervert sa kanyang suliranin hahaha…

Kung sino man ang may alam ng total number of dogs sa Metro Manila at ng pet products industry statistics, paki inform nalang si Bong para mas mabilis. Kung wala kayong ka-muang-muang tungkol sa subject na ito, i-click nyo nalang sa taas kung saang butas kayo pasok. No pun intended. Hahahaha

Regards,

PipitBlog

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Motorcycle Accident Survivor: Pinatay Na Kahit Buhay Pa


Motorcycle Accident Survivor: Pinatay Na Kahit Buhay Pa

This story shows two areas where Filipinos are infuriatingly infamous about especially during cases of emergency or crime — well, at least according to my own observations. The areas are as follows:

1. Poor handling of the scene of an accident by responding authorities; and

2. Sidewalk superintendents (mga tsismo’t tsismosa)

Think Ampatuan massacre victims. If you’ve seen the uncensored video, you will not be disgusted at the sight of bloated bodies in different stages of decomposition. No. You will be disgusted at the civilians who were lurking in the background as if there’s a movie being shot. Worse, you will puke at the sloppy process the SOCO team used to excavate those poor people. It seems to me that we have acquired a complete disrespect and absolute disregard for dead bodies, much less live ones. Haven’t we learned yet from CSI? I mean, come on! We don’t need high-tech gadgets to process a scene; handling it with care is enough even with just the basic tools that we have.

Case in point:

This guy is still breathing. He is alive — goddamit!

But look at how he was carried to the vehicle [tsk…tsk…tsk] Parang nagbuhat lang sila ng baboy…hahaha…

Wala ba tayong ambulance, gurney or stretcher man lang? Hay, pathetic!

Here’s  the video:

Isipin mo nalang kung sa iyo nangyari yan. God forbid, but it could happen to any one of us, right? And then, you will see the video posted at Youtube and you’ll think, “Putangina! Wa poise!” Hahahahahaha

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