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It’s been a while

It’s been awhile. I notice that my blog has been visited by 3,310,980 nincompoops during my absence. And would probably increase by the time I publish this post.


People are still obsessed with Hayden Kho. Marian Rivera. And nipples. I guess nothing much has changed besides my hits.

Karylle Nipple Slip

Karylle Nipple Slip

Puro nalang nipple slip para mapagusapan ang ASAP…hay naku!

Sige, pagusapan natin ang nipple ni Karylle. Sabi ni Karylle, kung kaya ni Marian, kaya ko rin! nyahahaha…

Parang masyadong malaki ang areola…pero pinkish — in fairness!

Compare natin sa nipple ni Marian Rivera…medyo blurry ang kuha…pero I’m sure malawak ang imahinasyon ninyong mga perverts…ahihihi

Ano kaya ang masasabi ni Dingdong? hahahaha


Interview With The Author of PipitBlog

Interview With The Author of PipitBlog

Me: Thank you for agreeing to do this interview. But first of all, Happy New Year to you!

PipitBlog: Happy New Year to you too! And no, thank you! I’ve always wanted to do something like this to sort of clear the air regarding the issues people have raised on my blog.

Me: I understand you have taken a lot of heat with your articles. Why do you think that is?

PipitBlog: Well, I think that some people find me infuriating because of how I express my opinions. They think that just because I write unabashedly, they feel that they already know half the shit about me (who I am and what I am).

Me: But do you think they are wrong about their perception of who you are and what you are?

PipitBlog: To say that they are wrong will be equivalent to a lie, don’t you agree?

Me: So, you mean they are right about their perception of you?

PipitBlog: Well, what exactly do people think about me?

Me: I don’t think I’m in the right position to tell you what other people think about you.

PipitBlog: I’m sure you’ve read some of the comments. Go on. Tell me what you’ve read.

Me: Okay, if you insist. For one, they’re saying that you are an uneducated lout.

PipitBlog: Well, do you think I’m uneducated?

Me: On the contrary, I think you are as smart as any educated person out there.

PipitBlog: Exactly! So why do people think I’m uneducated?

Me: Maybe because you use words that are inappropriate?

PipitBlog: Words like what?

Me: You know what I mean.

PipitBlog: Those “dirty” Tagalog words?

Me: Exactly!

PipitBlog: [laughs] Well, they are part of the Tagalog vocabulary, aren’t they? So I don’t understand why people get irked when I use those terms. Try it. Kantot

Me: Uh…kantot.

PipitBlog: I can’t hear you.

Me: Kantot!

PipitBlog: There you go! Puke.

Me: Puke!

PipitBlog: Now, you’re on a roll! Betlog.

Me: Betlog!

PipitBlog: Suso.

Me: Suso!

PipitBlog: Titi.

Me: Titi!

PipitBlog: Bulbol.

Me: Bulbol!

PipitBlog: See? Isn’t it quite liberating when you actually say them out loud?!

Me: I guess so. Okay, people say that your blog is a complete waste of time and space on the servers of WP; that you are the worst blogger in the whole blogosphere; that you only write about nonsense. Thoughts?

PipitBlog: They said that, didn’t they? [laughs] Well, my question to them is if I write about serious topics, would they be able to give serious and intelligent comments? No, I don’t think so. I think they have the I.Q. of a five-year-old. So why do I need to vindicate the statements by writing something that is way above their level of comprehension?

Me: But why write about seemingly shallow topics and antagonize some people along the way? Is that your aim — to antagonize people?

PipitBlog: No, of course not! I don’t mean to antagonize people. It’s just that they want to antagonize me for expressing my opinion about their beloved idols. I mean, what do they want me to do? Kiss their asses and say “Marian is the best!” Or “Wapakman rocks!” We all know what happened to that movie. It was the biggest flop on the recently held Manila Film Festival! [laughs]

Me: So you mean, you write to make fun of them?

PipitBlog: That and I also want to “desensationalize” popular public opinion.

Me: A lot of folks are also curious about your gender. What are you exactly?

PipitBlog: What am I? [laughs] Isn’t it obvious? You’re looking at me, aren’t you? So feel free to tell them.

Me: I can see that you are a female.

PipitBlog: Okay, then — female it is!

Me: But why do you let people think that you are a man?

PipitBlog: Because I am.

Me: I’m confused. You’re a she-male?

PipitBlog: No, you silly goose! I am a lesbian.

Me: You are? Femme or Butch?

PipitBlog: Both, I guess. I don’t want to categorize my sexual orientation because then I’d be limiting my prospects. [laughs]. Well, come to think of it — I am gender-blind; a pansexual, if you will. Allow me to explain. I am attracted mostly to women, but I can go for men too. The gender doesn’t really matter.

Me: I’m confused.

PipitBlog: Well, so am I! [laughs] Welcome to the deviant world! [snorts]

Me: What do you do for a living?

PipitBlog: I am a freelancer of sorts. I’d rather not go into details. I will in the future though; once I close this deal that I’m currently working on.

Me: Do you have a name?

PipitBlog: Of course, I do! Who doesn’t? You are a little stupid, aren’t you?

Me: Ah, I guess. So what is your name?

PipitBlog: I only give it to people who I know would call it out with affection.

Me: So I guess, you want to keep it secret?

PipitBlog: Obviously! Do you know how many death threats and lawsuits I’ve received so far?

Me: How many?

PipitBlog: As many as the hair you have in your pubic region. [laughs]

Me: I see. That many huh?

PipitBlog: Yep!

Me: Okay, so how old are you?

PipitBlog: I’m 27.

Me: Some people say you are a graduate of U.P.?

PipitBlog: Yes, I am. Not too many people would like that especially the UP students; but hey, what can I do? I am.

Me: Some UP students have expressed their dissatisfaction with how you conducted yourself in this blog. How do you feel about that?

PipitBlog: Nothing, to tell you the truth. I respect their individuality, so I think it’s only fair that they at least recognize mine. Walang basagan ng trip! [laughs]

Me: What do you have against Marian Rivera, Manny Pacquiao, and the other people you have written about?

PipitBlog: I have nothing against them. I just don’t share the same opinion about them as their fans. It’s kind of like you like peanut butter; I like coco jam. You like Pepsi; I like Coke. You like Marian Rivera; I like Angel Locsin (but not necessarily — it’s just an analogy that I like to use once in a while). You can’t force someone to agree with you just because you happen to like this or that.

Me: What do you think about the Manny Pacquiao – Krista Ranillo scandal?

PipitBlog: All I can say is that the DNA matched.

Me: Have you seen the Maguindanao massacre video?

PipitBlog: Yes, it was not that gross. In fact, it was boring. And people are getting ripped off in Quiapo! Php 75 a pop! That’s a rip-off, if I have ever seen one!

Me: Do you have the torrent?

PipitBlog: Yes, I do. [laughs]

Me: You are enjoying a bit of popularity these days. How many visitors do you get a day?

PipitBlog: More or less 1,000 visitors a day.

Me: What’s the highest number of visitors you got in just one day?

PipitBlog: Last May 23, 2009, I got 101,568 visitors.

Me: Wow! Quite a feat, huh?

PipitBlog: Well, you can say that I guess.

Me: Speaking of visitors, are there still people asking you for links to the Hayden Kho Scandal?

PipitBlog: As a matter of fact, there are still people asking me for links.

Me: What do you think of Katrina Halili‘s comeback to the screen?

PipitBlog: Well, Katrina’s all-covered up these days. Good for her! But I have to admit, everytime she comes out dressed in a sexy outfit, the images of her in bed with Hayden comes back to my mind. There was one time on SOP where the antagonists of the Darna teleserye were introduced, the cameraman zoomed in on Katrina and the focus was brought from her head down to her toes. What’s up with that, you perverted cameraman?! How dense ca — [cross-talk]

Me: What was Katrina’s reaction? Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

PipitBlog: No, that’s all right. Katrina’s face was like “Get that stupid camera off of me already!” She looked really uncomfortable.

Me: Who would you vote for President on May 2010?

PipitBlog: I’d likely vote for Manny Villar.

Me: Not Noynoy Aquino?

PipitBlog: Definitely not Noynoy. I mean, if his mom died a month from the actual election day, I’d wager he’ll win by landslide. I mean, it’s just me. I don’t know about any of you, but I’ll vote for Villar  — if I was able to register as a voter, that is. [laughs]

Me: So you’re not going to be able to vote?

PipitBlog: What’s the point, right?! I’m not a targeted voter anyway. The only thing these Presidentiables has managed to do so far in their expensive TV campaigns is alienate the rest of the voting population — only focusing on courting the poor (the masa, so to speak).

Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
Nag-Pasko ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada?
Yan ang tanong namin,
Tunay ka bang isa sa amin?
Tutulungan tayo para magka-trabaho?
At kanyang plano’y magka-bahay tayo?
Si Villar ang tunay na mahirap.
si Villar ang tunay na may malasakit.
Si Villar ang may kakayahan
At gumawa ng sariling pangalan.
Si Manny Villar ang magtatapos ng ating kahirapan.

I’m not poor. So again, what’s the point of voting?!

Me: So what can we expect from you this New Year?

PipitBlog: Don’t expect anything so that you won’t get disappointed. [wink…wink]

Me: Do you have any parting words to your visitors and fans?

PipitBlog: Don’t subscribe to my blog! [laughs]

Marian Rivera: More “Maldita” Moments

Marian Rivera: More “Maldita” Moments

Dear PipitBlog,

Nagmaldita si Marian sa set ng Darna. Check mo itong link na ito. Kung ako ang tatanungin, masyado na talaga syang mayabang. Babagsak ang Darna dahil sa ugali nya. Hayz, sayang…may potential pa naman. Mas gugustuhin ko na si Carla kesa kay Marian na ang sama ng ugali. Sana maisama mo ito sa blog mo. Isa ako sa mga fans mo! More power!!! By the way, tawagin mo nalang akong…




Dear Jane,

Salamat sa iyong sulat. Nabasa ko ang article sa link na ibinigay mo. Very interesting…Share natin sa iba….

Ito yung article:

Talks about Marian Rivera as a celebrity with an “attitude” is growing louder by the day. The latest dish on Marian being a prima donna is her alleged disappointment over taping at a muddy location in Bulacan for “Darna.”

Reportedly, Marian told a staff member, “Di ba sinabi ko sa inyo na ayaw ko nang maputik?”

So, what did the staff do to appease the complaining actress? He reportedly carried Marian to a mud-less place.

One time, too, still while taping for “Darna,” Marian reportedly came in, wailing, “dumating na ang reyna na walang bulaklak sa tenga” which stunned those who heard the one-liner”.


Some people speculated that Marian may have been referring to Carla Abellana who always has a flower in her ear for her role in the TV soap, “Rosalinda.”

Story goes that in an event, Marian refused to share her dressing room with Carla because she wants the room all to herself.

Insekyora ang Marian???

Discover more

Marian Rivera Scandals

Marian Rivera SCANDALouS

1. Marian Rivera’s Boob Slip @ SOP

Two-in-1 scandal ito actually. First, ang obvious boob slip. Magsuot ba naman siya ng tube sa paggiling-giling, something’s bound to pop out, right? Second, ang paggawa nya ng album when obviously wala naman syang talent sa pagkanta (at  sa pagsayaw na rin)…nyahahahaha


Sabay-sabay tayo manood ng video ng nasabing two-in-1 scandal na ito — no pun intended — hehehe)

2. Two-in-1 collection naman ito ng SCANDALous behavior ni Ms. Marian Rivera

Hindi daw sya papayag na basta na lang apihin ng kahit sino lang. Vinideo lang naman sya nung fan nya sa set ng Dyesebel. Sure, bawal yun pero does that constitute “pang-aapi”? These actresses, they like using words like “inapi sila” or “binaboy sila” — hay naku, turuan nyo nga ang mga ito sa paggamit ng mga salita sa tamang konteksto!!! Mash-yah-do na silang OA!!!

3. Marian Rivera ikinakahiya ng mga La Sallistas???

Dapat “love your own” davah??? ahihihihi

4. Marian Rivera: Ayaw pagsalitaan ng matagal sa kanyang commercials???

“Beautiful” lang parang hirap na hirap na…tsk…tsk…tsk — eh paano nga naman kung mahaba pa? Eh di, i-DUB nalang….nyahahahahaha

Marimar Audition: Another Self-inflicted Public Embarrassment By Katrina Halili

Marimar Audition: Another Self-inflicted Public Embarrassment By Katrina Halili

Kung sino man ang nagkalat ng video nitong Marimar audition clip, dapat ikaw ay dalin din sa senado! Isa ka ring voyeur tulad ni Hayden Kho! Binaboy mo din ang dignidad ni Katrina Halili! Ayan tuloy, nakita ng madla kung paano nya pinagmukhang tanga ang sarili nya! Mag-audition ba naman para sa role ni Marimar?! Ambish-yOh-sa!!!



Kaya pala masyadong bitter!

Jennylyn Mercado

Parang tanga lang.

Rhiann Ramos

Pwede. Kaso ang tigas ng katawan.

Bianca King

Pwede…sa porno…nyahahahah

Valerie Concepcion

Di pa sumisikat, LAOS na!

Camille Prats

Chubby. Di pwede. No. No. No.

LJ Reyes

Di pwede kasi may nakausli.

Pauleen Luna


Ryza Cenon

Double Nope!

Nancy Castiglione

Pwede kaso di straight mag-Tagalog.

Nadine Samonte

Walang talent sa pag-arte.

Cheska Garcia

Double walang talent sa pag-arte.

Jewel Mische

Triple walang talent sa pag-arte!!! nyahahahaha

PipitBlog is Officially Back

PipitBlog is Officially Back

I never realized that I’ve been gone for one whole year already. It wasn’t as if I’ve chosen to go on a sabbatical. Of course not! I just had to settle some stuff. Now, I’m back with a new 17″ HP – Pavilion Bronze/Chrome laptop boasting a 6 GB RAM and a Nikon digital camera. So watch out — after the long silence comes the storm!

I immensely enjoyed reading your comments from Pipitblog.info. That website is no longer working, by the way. So I guess, we’ll just have to settle right here at good ol’ ever-so-dependable WordPress.

Anyways, I never knew Filipinos could be so touchy especially about Marian Rivera.  Come on people! True, she is really pretty. Enroll her in a finishing school for Speech, Communication and Etiquette, then we can talk. I heard John Robert  Powers in Makati can teach her a thing or two about how to act like a lady. Perhaps, they can extinguish all the traces of  the “kanto girl” that she is. Good luck with that!

And then there’s the never-ending feud between the TV networks. It’s really pathetic, if you think about it. Die-hard fans of celebrities at each other’s throats just to protect their beloved idols, celebrities concocting controversies for their own publicity, network bosses declaring that their TV station is “the Number 1” in current ratings. 10 years ago, I might have argued that ABS-CBN Channel 2 is better than GMA Channel 7. But with the shallow, if not already dried-up pool of talents in Channel 2, the slow and painful deaths of the careers of Kristine Hermosa and Claudine Barretto, both former queens of primetime TV, and the shows that they keep on producing which seem to have been written by a bunch of 14-year-olds or retards even….I would have to settle with GMA 7 now. Sorry…but shows written by retards — could only be appreciated by their fellow retards!

Now what’s the latest? Right. Manny Pacquiao won again. This time Ricky Hatton was his designated punching bag. When will the rest of the world figure out that Manny has nothing to lose but everything to gain? He is just a nobody trying to make a name for himself, throwing himself amidst the world’s greatest boxers…look at him now…Manny Pacquiao, the world-renowned Filipino boxer! When he fights, all of the Philippines leave everything behind just to watch him…even the criminals take a time off from whatever it is  that they are doing. And we are all proud to say that everytime Manny is on the ring, we have zero number of crimes committed. Then immediately after the fight, I guess everything goes back to the normal crime-infested streets.

Anyway, Ricky Hatton should have just brought a pillow with him if he was only going to sleep on the ring. Sad that, after he woke up, he heard a mouthful from his coach, Mayweather Sr. Watch him kick his dog while it’s still down (1:47)

Talk about being subtle! Show some class, man!

Well, on a final note, it has been said that Manny Pacquiao is running for president this coming 2010 elections.