Monthly Archives: February 2010

Bahay (Daw) Ni Manny Villar sa U.S.


Bahay (Daw) Ni Manny Villar sa U.S.

Nareceive ko ito sa aking email. Ang sabi ng sender:

Subject: Who owns a house like this?
Imagine who would have such taste and live in such opulence?

An American Billionaire?
A Saudi Prince?
Louis XIV of
France?
Savour the pictures then scroll to the bottom of the page to see who owns this Work of Art.

This Mansion is in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA and belongs to:
Senator Manny Villar of the PHILIPPINES

While Filipinos starve, and die because of abject poverty ….and while Sen. Villar brags that he had poor beginnings and he had helped his poor countrymen over and over again… but look now.. he and his family live like this…….his GREED kills his poverty stricken fellow Filipinos .
PLEASE send this to everyone you know.
They can send it to everyone they know.
Soon Filipinos around the world will know what this man is doing to the people he wishes to serve if elected President.

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May pumalag naman agad — ang sabi nung nag-react nasa Saudi raw ang ate nya at meron daw ipinadala sa kanyang pics  — exactly the same pics ng bahay ng isang Saudi prince! Mukhang galing na naman daw sa kampo nina Noynoy. ahihihihi

So ano itong kumakalat na tsismis? Smear campaign against Villar? tsk…tsk…tsk…

Honestly, I think masyadong ostentatiously “bonggacious” ang design ng bahay even for a billionaire like Manny Villar. Pwede pa siguro kung sinabing bahay yan ng mga Marcoses…hahahah…

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Ilan Ba Ang Aso Mo Sa Bahay?


Ilan Ba Ang Aso Mo Sa Bahay?

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Dear PipitBlog,

Help!!! Ako po ay estudyante sa FEU at kailangan ko po ang tulong ng mga perverts para sa aking project sa school.  Kailangan ko lang po ng statistics ng number of dogs per household dito sa Metro Manila saka kung bumibili ba ang mga dog owners ng dog products like dog shampoo, dog food, dog treats, dog toys, etc. sa isang shop or sa isang website. Can you help me with this? Tatanawin kong isang malaking utang na loob! Tulungan nyo po akong makagraduate hehe…Maraming salamat!

Isa sa mga perverts,

Bong

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Hello Pervert Bong,

Hmmm…interesting. Mahirap atang gawin yang sinasabi mo. Pero para maka-graduate ka eh tutulungan kita sa abot ng aking makakaya. Good luck sa project mo.

Mga perverts, participate kayo sa stats poll at tulungan natin ang kapwa nating pervert sa kanyang suliranin hahaha…

Kung sino man ang may alam ng total number of dogs sa Metro Manila at ng pet products industry statistics, paki inform nalang si Bong para mas mabilis. Kung wala kayong ka-muang-muang tungkol sa subject na ito, i-click nyo nalang sa taas kung saang butas kayo pasok. No pun intended. Hahahaha

Regards,

PipitBlog

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The Ronald McDonald Scandal


The Ronald McDonald Scandal

Believe it or not, Ronald McDonald does get some action from time to time. What with his flaming, thick mane and his luscious, red lips, the ladies just can’t seem to get enough of him.

Jealous much, guys? hahaha…

It might come as a shock to you, but some people do exhibit these kinds of behavior towards inanimate objects in a not so shallow way as to be funny or playful. What does that mean? It means that they have “intimate relationships” with inanimate objects. By “intimate” I mean love and sex — yes, love and sex. Just like the kind of emotional connection shared by two human beings, objectum sexuals (that’s what those people are called) experience a deep sense of love and/or sexual attraction towards objects. By “objects” I mean…

fences…

amusement park rides (the Condor in Enchanted Kingdom, for example)…

dolls…

cars…

walls (e.g. the Berlin Wall)…

and structures (e.g. the Eiffel Tower), just to name a few.

For OS people, close emotional relationships with humans are incomprehensible, if not absurd.  In other words, they think it’s perfectly normal to prefer objects over humans. Talk about strange, right? This kind of disorder is called objectophilia or objectum sexuality. Although, I assume that they would feel slighted by being labeled as a “disorder.” And they absolutely believe that their fixation towards objects is not just a mere fetish.

So you might think “Hey, I’m having sexual relationships with my dildo. Does that count as objectophilia?” Well, not necessarily. You see, objectum sexuals believe that the intimacy goes beyond physical attraction. They love a certain object to the extent that they want it as their mate and eventually take the relationship to the next level — marriage, perhaps. Yep, just like any normal human couple would do once they decide to be exclusive for the time being or for the rest of their lives. That kind bond, love, loyalty and sexual intimacy happens to objectum sexuals as well. The only difference is that the object of their affection is an object — obviously. So when you say “you’re having sex with your dildo,” that’s just a passing thrill, a momentary fulfillment of your sexual cravings. Objectum sexuals feel much more than that. Allow me to show you.

Objectum sexuals make homosexuals, transsexuals, pansexuals, and Bebe Gandanghari look like normal folks, don’t you think?

nyahahahahahaha…

So if you feel called to this new type of sexual orientation, by all means explore it. Visit http://www.objectum-sexuality.org for more information or you can also go to http://www.ppa.ph.

Motorcycle Accident Survivor: Pinatay Na Kahit Buhay Pa


Motorcycle Accident Survivor: Pinatay Na Kahit Buhay Pa

This story shows two areas where Filipinos are infuriatingly infamous about especially during cases of emergency or crime — well, at least according to my own observations. The areas are as follows:

1. Poor handling of the scene of an accident by responding authorities; and

2. Sidewalk superintendents (mga tsismo’t tsismosa)

Think Ampatuan massacre victims. If you’ve seen the uncensored video, you will not be disgusted at the sight of bloated bodies in different stages of decomposition. No. You will be disgusted at the civilians who were lurking in the background as if there’s a movie being shot. Worse, you will puke at the sloppy process the SOCO team used to excavate those poor people. It seems to me that we have acquired a complete disrespect and absolute disregard for dead bodies, much less live ones. Haven’t we learned yet from CSI? I mean, come on! We don’t need high-tech gadgets to process a scene; handling it with care is enough even with just the basic tools that we have.

Case in point:

This guy is still breathing. He is alive — goddamit!

But look at how he was carried to the vehicle [tsk…tsk…tsk] Parang nagbuhat lang sila ng baboy…hahaha…

Wala ba tayong ambulance, gurney or stretcher man lang? Hay, pathetic!

Here’s  the video:

Isipin mo nalang kung sa iyo nangyari yan. God forbid, but it could happen to any one of us, right? And then, you will see the video posted at Youtube and you’ll think, “Putangina! Wa poise!” Hahahahahaha

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Jinkee Pacquiao On Maxim Magazine


Jinkee Pacquiao On Maxim Magazine

Eager to hold onto her celebrity status, Jinkee Pacquiao continues to show off her goods in various magazines such as Good Housekeeping, Preview Magazine and Yes Magazine.

In 2009, she landed  her major endorsement deal, Belomed Smart Lipo and Belo Diet Injections, and she is convinced that it’s the perfect time to appear next on a men’s magazine. She relates, “Sakto lang siguro yung opportunity kasi diba model ako ng Belomed and of course maganda ang results nung Smart Lipo sa akin, maganda naman ako, so okay lang na mag-pose ako sa isang men’s magazine, diba?”

Jinkee is eyeing Maxim Magazine to do a feature on her, but the popular men’s magazine declined to comment. In fact, the ambush interview resulted in a lot of ahihihis, ahohohos, and deliberate avoidance of eye contact. It’s a good thing I have inside information and my spy was very willing to validate the rumor. And I quote, “I will let you see the photos, PipitBlog, but don’t mention my name ha…ahihihihi.” I said, “Okay, Sonia, I won’t mention your name.”

So here they are…

Jinkee didn’t want to appear too promiscuous (“daring, but not so much,” she said). Confused as to what she meant, the Maxim execs  just decided to show her some concepts so that she can choose which is closest to what she envisions for her first sexy cover.

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Jackie Rice

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Nina Jose

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Rufa Mae Quinto

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Krista Ranillo

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Geneva Cruz

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Andrea del Rosario

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Paloma

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Angelica Panganiban

Jinkee curled her lips into a smile. Manny Pacquiao, always the alert man, asked why his wife is so pleased to pose like the girlfriend of Derek Ramsey, the actor who was recently linked to her. So the Maxim people, not wanting to disappoint the Boxing Hero of the Philippines, hurriedly changed the concept into this:

Jinkee left Maxim Magazine’s office with a black eye and an unsigned contract (that she drew up herself, or so I was told). So, there you have it, folks! Apparently, Jinkee did us all a HUGE favor and opted to not pursue her delusions of being allowed to grace the cover of a men’s magazine. We can keep our sanity after all — yey!!! Good luck with the nightmares, perverts!

Gaano Ba Kalibog Ang Kabataang Pinoy?


Gaano Ba Kalibog Ang Kabataang Pinoy?

WARNING: This post contains graphic images that are not be suitable for kids. Parental guidance is advised…

…lest your kids would end up like these nincompoops:

Ang bagong libangan ng mga kabataan ngayon — photography and videography.

A drunk girl being used and/or abused by (more or less) four boys. When I say “boy” and “girl,” I don’t mean just any male or female person. I’m talking about 15-year-old kids (or perhaps even younger). Mas matindi kaysa sa Hayden Kho sex video scandal, don’t you agree?

Sa murang edad, nakikipag-orgy na, paano pa kung sila’y tumanda na? I have nothing against orgies or whatever sexual practices people might prefer, but this — this is just  totally wrong in so many levels. Sila na ata ang maituturing na “perverts of the highest kind” and I didn’t say that to be facetious.

What these pictures represent is the degradation of the present generation of Filipino kids who are misguided or don’t receive any kind of guidance at all; as a result, their friends get to educate them about alcohol, drugs, and sex. Worse, kids have access to websites that allow them to upload these kinds of videos for the whole world to see. And if you have noticed, they were having fun! That’s something we should all think about — kids having fun while gang-raping a girl…tsk…tsk…tsk…It makes me wonder what else they’re capable of doing.

Now, I’m not an advocate of the Anti-Photo and Video Voyeurism Act of 2009 because it was proposed at the height of the Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili Sex Video Scandal (I’m sure you all recall that…ahihihi). There was so much hype around the bill because it involved high-profile people. But they didn’t know that kids these days have voyeuristic aspirations as well. The welfare of kids should take precedence over now has-beens Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili.

My point is let’s not pass laws just because an upper class citizen was victimized. It then becomes the law of a favored few…those who can afford to sue and buy instant justice. We are so enthralled by a  sex scandal involving celebrities, but maybe you wouldn’t be so enthralled if you discover it’s been going on in your own household — right under your noses. I don’t mean to scare the parents…well, maybe just a little bit. So go now and check out every inch of your kid’s room and make sure he or she’s not hiding something. You might find some red flags along the way, but hey — an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

On the other hand, if your kid or brother or sister or friend is one of the kids above, do us a favor and don’t release them into society until they’re fully rehabilitated because they’ll only do more damage in the world. Believe me — they are going to escalate. Some will become rapists; some will become prostitutes; the others will become your neighborhood child molesters. That’s a caveat we should all take into consideration.