Monthly Archives: July 2009

Girlalu Kay Tattoo Artist: “Bakit ’56 Stars’ Ang Nilagay Mo Sa Aking Mukha?!”


Girlalu Kay Tattoo Artist: “Bakit ’56 Stars’ Ang Nilagay Mo Sa Mukha Ko?!”

Sino ba naman ang mag-aakala na pwede palang makatulog ang isang tao habang sya’y tinatatuan? Ito’y  hango sa kwento ni Kimberley Vlaminck, isang labing-walong taong gulang na dalaga mula sa Belgium, na nagsasabing sya daw ay nakatulog noong inuumpisahan na syang tatuan. Laking gulat nalang nya nang pagkagising ay meron na syang limampu’t anim — take note, “56” hana star tattoos sa kanyang mukha.

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Ang sinabi kasi nya sa tattoo artist ay tatlo lang ang ilagay. Ang palusot naman ng nasabing artist ay hindi daw nya naintindihan ang request ni Kimberly. Pero ang layo naman ata ng tunog ng “fifty-six” sa “three” [kamot ulo]…

Come to think of it…may maganda rin namang kinalabasan ang experience na ito ni Kimberly…Ngayon, pwede na syang gamiting visual aid sa Science class nya…

Our lesson for today is about Constellations…

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Ito ang Big Dipper Constellation…

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Ito naman ang Cassiopeia Constellation…

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Guess what this is? CLUE: Lion yan…hihihihi

Thank you Kimberly, you’ve been very helpful. Now LEARN YOUR LESSON this time!!!

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P.S. Mukhang tama ka Ozone…siguro nga, hugis ng Number 3 ang interpretasyon ni tattoo artist nung sinabi ni Kimberly na 3 stars ang ilagay. Tsk…tsk…tsk…pagpasensya nyo na sya, may pagka-is-low lang…nyahahahahah

Living with Michael Jackson (Complete Documentary)


Living with Michael Jackson (Complete Documentary)

Living with Michael Jackson is a documentary made by the renowned British journalist, Martin Bashir, wherein he  aimed to show the world the truth about the King of Pop. Jackson rarely opens his doors to his personal life but Bashir was able to convince him to “make nothing off limits”. It was said that Jackson’s decision to make the documentary was made on a suggestion by his close friend Uri Geller. Later, it emerged that Geller had turned down another “bid” by journalist Louis Theroux.

Anyways, over the span of 8 months — from May 2002 to January 2003 — Bashir was able to extract answers from Jackson regarding his traumatic childhood experiences, his 3 kids, his obsession with his appearance, his relationship with children. This was shown first in the UK on ITV (as a Tonight special) on February 3, 2003 and three days later, it was aired on ABC in the US, introduced by Barbara Walters.


KC Concepcion Sex Scandal: Real or Photoshopped???


KC Concepcion Sex Scandal: Real or Photoshopped???

Collection of KC Concepcion Scandals

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Ito yung isang sinasabi nilang “KC Concepcion Scandaldaw.

Pero para sa akin ay walang masama at walang malaswa sa mga imaheng ito. Nakikipag-inuman lang naman si KC sa kanyang mga kaibigan…just hanging out, nothing wrong about that. Buti sana kung gin bulag ang iniinom nila — yun pa pwedeng sabihing iskandal! nyahahahahaha

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Pero ito…ibang klaseng hanging out ito…Ano sa palagay nyo? Si KC ba itech? Sorry perverts, ang daming tapal, I know.

Thank you Madame K for sharing your blessings…ahihihihihi….

Totoo kaya o likha lang ng isang eksperto sa Photoshop na walang magawa sa kanyang buhay?

Jennylyn Mercado, Patrick Garcia and Bong Revilla Scandal


Jennylyn Mercado, Patrick Garcia and Bong Revilla Scandal

Dear PipitBlog,

“Can you confirm if Bong Revilla is the real father of Jennylyn Mercado’s baby? Binayaran lang daw si Patrick Garcia ng 7 million pesos (or more) to put all the blame on him. -poor guy if so-

Also, There is this one time in the Buzz wherein the topic is about Jennylyn mercado and the who’s the father of her baby. Tapos she’s whining about Patrick garcia on how she hates him and the like and then Jobert sucaldito butted in an said that “Tama na Jennylyn, Itigil mo na yan” in a very embarassing way and in wide audience. Parang may alam si Jobert sa issue at pinapatigil na ung pag-aacting ni jennylyn.

(please make me anonymous)

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Dear Anonymous,

Hindi ko alam kung paano ako magrereact sa tsismis na ito. Maaari ngang nakipagkan-2-tan si Jen sa parehong lalaki…kay Bong during the making of the “Resiklo” movie…then afterwards, punta naman si Jen kay Patrick…or pwede ding vice versa…before ng shooting, si Patrick ang nakauna…then, si Bong naman, pagdating sa set ni Jen. Nyahahahahahaha…

Kung ano man ang chronological order, si Jen lang ang may alam nyan. Ang masasabi ko lang ay siguradong isa sa kanila ang ama ni Alex Jazz —- unless…chimera or hybrid baby si AJ….pero hindi naman siguro…ahihihihihi….

Anyways, suriin nalang natin ang mga pictures sa ibaba…

SINO ANG KAMUKHA NI ALEX JAZZ MERCADO???

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Si Patrick Garcia ba???

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O si Senator Bong Revilla???

VOTE this PERVERT on 2010!!! Para i-legalize ang lahat ng kababuyan! Yipeeeee!!!

John Lloyd and Ruffa Gutierrez Scandal


John Lloyd and Ruffa Gutierrez Scandal

Sina John Lloyd Cruz at Ruffa Gutierrez nga ba ito?

John Lloyd —- Date of Birth: June 24, 1983

Ruffa ———— Date of Birth: June 24, 1974

Wait! Tama ba? Pareho silang June 24 ipinanganak? DESTINY ba itetch??? Kakakilig naman…AIDS doesn’t matter talaga….I mean, AGE….ahihihihihihihi

Anyways, ito yung picture nilang dalawa na papasok pa lang sa Beverly Hills Hotel sa CA, USA. Allegedly

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