Girlalu Kay Tattoo Artist: “Bakit ’56 Stars’ Ang Nilagay Mo Sa Aking Mukha?!”

Girlalu Kay Tattoo Artist: “Bakit ’56 Stars’ Ang Nilagay Mo Sa Mukha Ko?!”

Sino ba naman ang mag-aakala na pwede palang makatulog ang isang tao habang sya’y tinatatuan? Ito’y  hango sa kwento ni Kimberley Vlaminck, isang labing-walong taong gulang na dalaga mula sa Belgium, na nagsasabing sya daw ay nakatulog noong inuumpisahan na syang tatuan. Laking gulat nalang nya nang pagkagising ay meron na syang limampu’t anim — take note, “56” ha— na star tattoos sa kanyang mukha.

Ang sinabi kasi nya sa tattoo artist ay tatlo lang ang ilagay. Ang palusot naman ng nasabing artist ay hindi daw nya naintindihan ang request ni Kimberly. Pero ang layo naman ata ng tunog ng “fifty-six” sa “three” [kamot ulo]…

Come to think of it…may maganda rin namang kinalabasan ang experience na ito ni Kimberly…Ngayon, pwede na syang gamiting visual aid sa Science class nya…

Our lesson for today is about Constellations…

Ito ang Big Dipper Constellation…

Ito naman ang Cassiopeia Constellation…

Guess what this is? CLUE: Lion yan…hihihihi

Thank you Kimberly, you’ve been very helpful. Now LEARN YOUR LESSON this time!!!

P.S. Mukhang tama ka Ozone…siguro nga, hugis ng Number 3 ang interpretasyon ni tattoo artist nung sinabi ni Kimberly na 3 stars ang ilagay. Tsk…tsk…tsk…pagpasensya nyo na sya, may pagka-is-low lang…nyahahahahah

Living with Michael Jackson (Complete Documentary)

Living with Michael Jackson is a documentary made by the renowned British journalist, Martin Bashir, wherein he  aimed to show the world the truth about the King of Pop. Jackson rarely opens his doors to his personal life but Bashir was able to convince him to “make nothing off limits”. It was said that Jackson’s decision to make the documentary was made on a suggestion by his close friend Uri Geller. Later, it emerged that Geller had turned down another “bid” by journalist Louis Theroux.

Anyways, over the span of 8 months — from May 2002 to January 2003 — Bashir was able to extract answers from Jackson regarding his traumatic childhood experiences, his 3 kids, his obsession with his appearance, his relationship with children. This was shown first in the UK on ITV (as a Tonight special) on February 3, 2003 and three days later, it was aired on ABC in the US, introduced by Barbara Walters.

KC Concepcion Sex Scandal: Real or Photoshopped???

Collection of KC Concepcion Scandals

Ito yung isang sinasabi nilang “KC Concepcion Scandal” daw.

Pero para sa akin ay walang masama at walang malaswa sa mga imaheng ito. Nakikipag-inuman lang naman si KC sa kanyang mga kaibigan…just hanging out, nothing wrong about that. Buti sana kung gin bulag ang iniinom nila — yun pa pwedeng sabihing iskandal! nyahahahahaha

Pero ito…ibang klaseng hanging out ito…Ano sa palagay nyo? Si KC ba itech? Sorry perverts, ang daming tapal, I know.

Thank you Madame K for sharing your blessings…ahihihihihi….

Totoo kaya o likha lang ng isang eksperto sa Photoshop na walang magawa sa kanyang buhay?