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Gaano Ba Kalibog Ang Kabataang Pinoy?


Gaano Ba Kalibog Ang Kabataang Pinoy?

WARNING: This post contains graphic images that are not be suitable for kids. Parental guidance is advised…

…lest your kids would end up like these nincompoops:

Ang bagong libangan ng mga kabataan ngayon — photography and videography.

A drunk girl being used and/or abused by (more or less) four boys. When I say “boy” and “girl,” I don’t mean just any male or female person. I’m talking about 15-year-old kids (or perhaps even younger). Mas matindi kaysa sa Hayden Kho sex video scandal, don’t you agree?

Sa murang edad, nakikipag-orgy na, paano pa kung sila’y tumanda na? I have nothing against orgies or whatever sexual practices people might prefer, but this — this is just  totally wrong in so many levels. Sila na ata ang maituturing na “perverts of the highest kind” and I didn’t say that to be facetious.

What these pictures represent is the degradation of the present generation of Filipino kids who are misguided or don’t receive any kind of guidance at all; as a result, their friends get to educate them about alcohol, drugs, and sex. Worse, kids have access to websites that allow them to upload these kinds of videos for the whole world to see. And if you have noticed, they were having fun! That’s something we should all think about — kids having fun while gang-raping a girl…tsk…tsk…tsk…It makes me wonder what else they’re capable of doing.

Now, I’m not an advocate of the Anti-Photo and Video Voyeurism Act of 2009 because it was proposed at the height of the Hayden Kho-Katrina Halili Sex Video Scandal (I’m sure you all recall that…ahihihi). There was so much hype around the bill because it involved high-profile people. But they didn’t know that kids these days have voyeuristic aspirations as well. The welfare of kids should take precedence over now has-beens Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili.

My point is let’s not pass laws just because an upper class citizen was victimized. It then becomes the law of a favored few…those who can afford to sue and buy instant justice. We are so enthralled by a  sex scandal involving celebrities, but maybe you wouldn’t be so enthralled if you discover it’s been going on in your own household — right under your noses. I don’t mean to scare the parents…well, maybe just a little bit. So go now and check out every inch of your kid’s room and make sure he or she’s not hiding something. You might find some red flags along the way, but hey — an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

On the other hand, if your kid or brother or sister or friend is one of the kids above, do us a favor and don’t release them into society until they’re fully rehabilitated because they’ll only do more damage in the world. Believe me — they are going to escalate. Some will become rapists; some will become prostitutes; the others will become your neighborhood child molesters. That’s a caveat we should all take into consideration.

Interview With The Author of PipitBlog


Interview With The Author of PipitBlog

Me: Thank you for agreeing to do this interview. But first of all, Happy New Year to you!

PipitBlog: Happy New Year to you too! And no, thank you! I’ve always wanted to do something like this to sort of clear the air regarding the issues people have raised on my blog.

Me: I understand you have taken a lot of heat with your articles. Why do you think that is?

PipitBlog: Well, I think that some people find me infuriating because of how I express my opinions. They think that just because I write unabashedly, they feel that they already know half the shit about me (who I am and what I am).

Me: But do you think they are wrong about their perception of who you are and what you are?

PipitBlog: To say that they are wrong will be equivalent to a lie, don’t you agree?

Me: So, you mean they are right about their perception of you?

PipitBlog: Well, what exactly do people think about me?

Me: I don’t think I’m in the right position to tell you what other people think about you.

PipitBlog: I’m sure you’ve read some of the comments. Go on. Tell me what you’ve read.

Me: Okay, if you insist. For one, they’re saying that you are an uneducated lout.

PipitBlog: Well, do you think I’m uneducated?

Me: On the contrary, I think you are as smart as any educated person out there.

PipitBlog: Exactly! So why do people think I’m uneducated?

Me: Maybe because you use words that are inappropriate?

PipitBlog: Words like what?

Me: You know what I mean.

PipitBlog: Those “dirty” Tagalog words?

Me: Exactly!

PipitBlog: [laughs] Well, they are part of the Tagalog vocabulary, aren’t they? So I don’t understand why people get irked when I use those terms. Try it. Kantot

Me: Uh…kantot.

PipitBlog: I can’t hear you.

Me: Kantot!

PipitBlog: There you go! Puke.

Me: Puke!

PipitBlog: Now, you’re on a roll! Betlog.

Me: Betlog!

PipitBlog: Suso.

Me: Suso!

PipitBlog: Titi.

Me: Titi!

PipitBlog: Bulbol.

Me: Bulbol!

PipitBlog: See? Isn’t it quite liberating when you actually say them out loud?!

Me: I guess so. Okay, people say that your blog is a complete waste of time and space on the servers of WP; that you are the worst blogger in the whole blogosphere; that you only write about nonsense. Thoughts?

PipitBlog: They said that, didn’t they? [laughs] Well, my question to them is if I write about serious topics, would they be able to give serious and intelligent comments? No, I don’t think so. I think they have the I.Q. of a five-year-old. So why do I need to vindicate the statements by writing something that is way above their level of comprehension?

Me: But why write about seemingly shallow topics and antagonize some people along the way? Is that your aim — to antagonize people?

PipitBlog: No, of course not! I don’t mean to antagonize people. It’s just that they want to antagonize me for expressing my opinion about their beloved idols. I mean, what do they want me to do? Kiss their asses and say “Marian is the best!” Or “Wapakman rocks!” We all know what happened to that movie. It was the biggest flop on the recently held Manila Film Festival! [laughs]

Me: So you mean, you write to make fun of them?

PipitBlog: That and I also want to “desensationalize” popular public opinion.

Me: A lot of folks are also curious about your gender. What are you exactly?

PipitBlog: What am I? [laughs] Isn’t it obvious? You’re looking at me, aren’t you? So feel free to tell them.

Me: I can see that you are a female.

PipitBlog: Okay, then — female it is!

Me: But why do you let people think that you are a man?

PipitBlog: Because I am.

Me: I’m confused. You’re a she-male?

PipitBlog: No, you silly goose! I am a lesbian.

Me: You are? Femme or Butch?

PipitBlog: Both, I guess. I don’t want to categorize my sexual orientation because then I’d be limiting my prospects. [laughs]. Well, come to think of it — I am gender-blind; a pansexual, if you will. Allow me to explain. I am attracted mostly to women, but I can go for men too. The gender doesn’t really matter.

Me: I’m confused.

PipitBlog: Well, so am I! [laughs] Welcome to the deviant world! [snorts]

Me: What do you do for a living?

PipitBlog: I am a freelancer of sorts. I’d rather not go into details. I will in the future though; once I close this deal that I’m currently working on.

Me: Do you have a name?

PipitBlog: Of course, I do! Who doesn’t? You are a little stupid, aren’t you?

Me: Ah, I guess. So what is your name?

PipitBlog: I only give it to people who I know would call it out with affection.

Me: So I guess, you want to keep it secret?

PipitBlog: Obviously! Do you know how many death threats and lawsuits I’ve received so far?

Me: How many?

PipitBlog: As many as the hair you have in your pubic region. [laughs]

Me: I see. That many huh?

PipitBlog: Yep!

Me: Okay, so how old are you?

PipitBlog: I’m 27.

Me: Some people say you are a graduate of U.P.?

PipitBlog: Yes, I am. Not too many people would like that especially the UP students; but hey, what can I do? I am.

Me: Some UP students have expressed their dissatisfaction with how you conducted yourself in this blog. How do you feel about that?

PipitBlog: Nothing, to tell you the truth. I respect their individuality, so I think it’s only fair that they at least recognize mine. Walang basagan ng trip! [laughs]

Me: What do you have against Marian Rivera, Manny Pacquiao, and the other people you have written about?

PipitBlog: I have nothing against them. I just don’t share the same opinion about them as their fans. It’s kind of like you like peanut butter; I like coco jam. You like Pepsi; I like Coke. You like Marian Rivera; I like Angel Locsin (but not necessarily — it’s just an analogy that I like to use once in a while). You can’t force someone to agree with you just because you happen to like this or that.

Me: What do you think about the Manny Pacquiao – Krista Ranillo scandal?

PipitBlog: All I can say is that the DNA matched.

Me: Have you seen the Maguindanao massacre video?

PipitBlog: Yes, it was not that gross. In fact, it was boring. And people are getting ripped off in Quiapo! Php 75 a pop! That’s a rip-off, if I have ever seen one!

Me: Do you have the torrent?

PipitBlog: Yes, I do. [laughs]

Me: You are enjoying a bit of popularity these days. How many visitors do you get a day?

PipitBlog: More or less 1,000 visitors a day.

Me: What’s the highest number of visitors you got in just one day?

PipitBlog: Last May 23, 2009, I got 101,568 visitors.

Me: Wow! Quite a feat, huh?

PipitBlog: Well, you can say that I guess.

Me: Speaking of visitors, are there still people asking you for links to the Hayden Kho Scandal?

PipitBlog: As a matter of fact, there are still people asking me for links.

Me: What do you think of Katrina Halili‘s comeback to the screen?

PipitBlog: Well, Katrina’s all-covered up these days. Good for her! But I have to admit, everytime she comes out dressed in a sexy outfit, the images of her in bed with Hayden comes back to my mind. There was one time on SOP where the antagonists of the Darna teleserye were introduced, the cameraman zoomed in on Katrina and the focus was brought from her head down to her toes. What’s up with that, you perverted cameraman?! How dense ca — [cross-talk]

Me: What was Katrina’s reaction? Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.

PipitBlog: No, that’s all right. Katrina’s face was like “Get that stupid camera off of me already!” She looked really uncomfortable.

Me: Who would you vote for President on May 2010?

PipitBlog: I’d likely vote for Manny Villar.

Me: Not Noynoy Aquino?

PipitBlog: Definitely not Noynoy. I mean, if his mom died a month from the actual election day, I’d wager he’ll win by landslide. I mean, it’s just me. I don’t know about any of you, but I’ll vote for Villar  — if I was able to register as a voter, that is. [laughs]

Me: So you’re not going to be able to vote?

PipitBlog: What’s the point, right?! I’m not a targeted voter anyway. The only thing these Presidentiables has managed to do so far in their expensive TV campaigns is alienate the rest of the voting population — only focusing on courting the poor (the masa, so to speak).

Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
Nag-Pasko ka na ba sa gitna ng kalsada?
Yan ang tanong namin,
Tunay ka bang isa sa amin?
Tutulungan tayo para magka-trabaho?
At kanyang plano’y magka-bahay tayo?
Si Villar ang tunay na mahirap.
si Villar ang tunay na may malasakit.
Si Villar ang may kakayahan
At gumawa ng sariling pangalan.
Si Manny Villar ang magtatapos ng ating kahirapan.

I’m not poor. So again, what’s the point of voting?!

Me: So what can we expect from you this New Year?

PipitBlog: Don’t expect anything so that you won’t get disappointed. [wink…wink]

Me: Do you have any parting words to your visitors and fans?

PipitBlog: Don’t subscribe to my blog! [laughs]

Contribute Articles and Pictures


Contribute

Help me continue to provide “quality” posts [hahahaha]. Contribute whatever you want. Of course, your contributions might depend on how you would define “quality”. But hey, no worries!

It may be about a celebrity, a politician or any famous figure, who you happened to see somewhere doing something interesting, questionable or perhaps, deplorable — especially if it’s deplorable! It could also be about a certain ordinary person who, for some reason, you totally HATE and wish to expose and humiliate in front of the whole blogosphere (e.g. your boss, your office mate, your enemy, your friend, your ex, your spouse, or anyone in your circle for that matter).

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If possible, do send pictures or photos of the people you want me to write about. And if it’s not too much, give me their email addresses so that I can send them the link to their article. hahaha

P.S. Kung may MAHALAGANG impormasyon kayo tungkol sa mga kasalukuyang balita sa TV o dyaryo o baka naman tungkol sa mga nakalipas na na tsismis sa showbiz, pulitika, atbp., ipagbigay alam agad sa akin para maliwanagan ang iba o pwede ring maliwanagan kayo kasi siguradong sa isang sulok ng maliit na mundong ginagalawan natin ay may isang taong nakakaalam ng katotohanan. But of course, it would depend on how you would define “truth”.

But hey, no worries! I’ll make you ANONYMOUS. bwahahahahah

So, send your contributions today to pipitblog@gmail.com. I promise I will make it worth your time. [wink]

I WILL POST YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS UNDER THE “DEAR PIPITBLOG” CATEGORY. So visit PipitBlog regularly to read the latest contributions. Ciao!

https://pipitblog.wordpress.com/2009/07/12/jennylyn-mercado-patrick-garcia-and-bong-revilla-scandal

https://pipitblog.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/francis-magalona-and-abegail-rait-scandal

U.P. Oblation Run: The Tale of the Micropenis


The Oblation Run is an annual tradition of the members of the Alpha Phi Omega, a.k.a APO.

Members of this fraternity run around the U.P. campus naked (a concept known as streaking) to protest their sentiments about a current political or economic situation. The run started in 1977 to protest the banning of the movie, “Hubad na Bayani,” which depicted human rights abuses in the martial law era.

Contrary to popular belief, neophytes are forbidden to run. Yan ay according to Ojie Santillan, the frat’s Auxiliary Chancellor. He explained, All those who run are full-fledged members who have volunteered”. There is a misconception that the Oblation Run is something that our neophytes have to undergo as part of their initiation. That’s not true. We never allow our applicants to join“.

But, what goes on before those students go out naked in the public? Well, they either get stoned  or get doped up first. (You didn’t think they were sober, or did yah?) There’s also a moment for motivational speeches from various Alumni brods and then there’s the groping and the poking just to make sure they won’t get a hard-on once outside. Senior brods say that’s bad.

Here is the recently held Oblation Run…zonked APO frat members running around the Diliman campus whilst they are au naturel. ahhihihi:)

oblation_run

“Hey mister, you’re blocking the freakin’ view!!!”


Roll Call!

Richie? Pandak ka pa rin!

Ralph pumayat ka na! Congrats!

Uy si Patrick hindi nagtritrim ng ano…

Nizar, anak! Ano ginagawa mo sa buhay mo?

Ruben lam ko kaw yan!

Yung negro si Dan yun for sure!

Allan, di ka pa rin graduate!!!

Carmelo, cute ka pa rin kahit ganyan lang yung…alam mo na…ahihihihi

Hoy Joan! Malandi kang bata ka!!!

Di ka naman masyado nagprepare, noh Paul?!

Did you see the penises? No? Well, of course you wouldn’t! They are called “micro” for a reason, you know! It goes without saying that they can’t be seen by the naked eye. So better luck next year, perverts!!!”

“No Coke”, “No Smoking”, “No Dogs” Allowed says U.P. Pres.


No Coke, No Smoking, No Dogs allowed inside the U.P. campus…Roman doesn’t seem to run out of ordinances to implement. What’s next?

No sex in dark places?! Haha…Try stopping that, you prude!

First, I discovered my dogs are no longer allowed to walk around the Sunken Garden. I had made numerous attempts to disregard the notice and on every single occasion, I get halted by men wearing stupid orange vests. They are scattered on almost every corner in U. P. And I get the feeling they’re some sort of “wardens” hired by U.P. to watch over the activities of its students.

I have studied in U.P. before, and it’s such a shame what is happening to it now…higher tuition…the new restrictions…the alarming increase in the number of Ford Expeditions and Bimmers parked in front of the A.S. steps…and not to mention the erection of new waiting sheds and street signs, which – if I may add – are utterly useless and downright wasteful! I thought you lacked funds???

Next, I heard vendors are no longer allowed to sell Coke. I don’t know if U.P. signed a contract with Pepsi, but what I do know is that Coke is now officially a contraband.

And then, there’s the “U.P. goes Smoke-free” mania!

What terrible sins did the students make to deserve such severe punishments? At least provide some SPACE where we can smoke, goddamit!

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University of the Philippines System (UP System) goes Smoke Free!

That’s protection from Second Hand Smoke to over 51,500 students, 4,000 faculty and 7900 administrative personnel (and countless guests and visitors) in at least 7 constituent universities located in 12 campuses across the country. This protection also extends to the Philippine General Hospital, the largest public hospital in the Philippines, which has adopted its own smoke-free policies a few years ago. According to Professor Marvic Leonen, Vice President for Legal Affairs of the UP System, the Administrative Order (AO) for Smoke Free UP was passed 2 days ago following unanimous vote. Students caught in violation of this order will be subjected to disciplinary action. Chancellors are given very stern instructions to implement the said AO. As you may know, our laws require smoking ban in schools, however, because of the usual enforcement issues, this is not implemented in many universities. This policy is particularly difficult to implement in UP because of the sheer size of its land area and the fact that private residences and local communities are housed inside the big campuses. But with this AO, we have renewed hope that a smoke free UP is possible. Congratulations to UP and thank you, Professor Marvic Leonen, for giving us a Smoke Free UP! Let’s support UP’s smoke free initiatives in any way we can. The successes in UP provides the groundwork for a nationwide smoke free campaign!

Professor Marvic Leonen was reported to have received 55,970 hate texts and emails, hours after the implementation of the said policy. Today, rumor has it that he spends most of his time inside his office deleting the messages from his inboxes while smoking cigarettes nonstop.

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UP Narra Dorm: arson or faulty wiring?


UP Narra dorm burned down

The Narra Residence Hall caught fire hours after UP kicked off its Centennial Celebration.

The blaze not only burned down the old walls and rusty windows, but it also cheated underprivileged students out of their low-cost board and lodging.

“Insp. Arnel Ramilo, operations chief of the Quezon City Fire Department, said the fire started at 4:14 a.m. Because of the age and the type of building materials, the fire quickly engulfed the entire establishment. ‘Fortunately, we were able to contain it before it could spread to nearby buildings,’ Ramilo told the Inquirer. He added that no one was hurt in the incident as the building had been deserted since October…According to a report from the UP Police, however, faulty electrical wiring could have ignited the fire.” Paano nangyari yun???

Ok let’s pretend we’re just a bunch of 4-year-olds…

Paano nga ba nagsimula ang sunog Mamang Fireman?

Sagot ni Mamang Fireman…

BAKA ginalaw ang wiring…siguro may isang magaling na Electrical Eng’g student na pinilit ayusin ang sirang wiring sa room niya dahil tinuturo ito sa kanilang klase.

BAKA cords and plugs…dahil konti lang ang saksakan sa isang kwarto, kulang ito para sa lahat ng mga gumagamit ng electricity para sa mga appliances kaya baka naglagay ang magaling na estudyante ng extension cord at ito ay ginamit ng roomates nya at eventually, nagcause ng overload…pumutok…AYUN…SUNOOOOG!

BAKA lamps at light fixtures…na nakalimutang patayin ni magaling na estudyante bago sya umalis ng Narra…sobrang init na dahil nung October pa sya nakasindi…ayun…pumutOK!

BAKA switches, receptacles, and outlets…nginatngat ng mga ipis at daga ang wiring ng switches at outlets kaya nung may nagsaksak eh PUMUTOK!…Sino kaya yun?!

BAKA fuses, circuit breakers…dahil sobrang tanda na ng building ay marami na itong sira ngunit hindi napalitan kaya AYUN…BUMIGAY!

KASI SABI NI…Chancellor basta sabihin faulty wiring eh…

UP Narra Dorm

This is the “only area” of Narra that was burned…this is actually the part facing Balara…cross that street and you’ll be standing right in front of U.PI.S:) Very convenient since U.P. is allegedly planning to build an annex for the U.P. Integrated School. Who cares about the dormers, anyway, right? They can all sleep in hell, says Roman.

(Photos by Ryan Stephen Francisco)

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