Vicky Belo: Entries For Vagina Machine-naming Contest

“Just got a new machine at belo medical group. It tightens Vajayjay and prevents trickling. It uses only magnets. Need a name for it help!” Belo posted on her Twitter.

People suggested:

V-Tight

Like A Virgin

Vagnet

Happy Tight

VATIGHTNA

Vagneto

SIKIPEX

V-Shut Bacani (sacrilegious, but melikes!)

GyneTight

tightenator

Magnetite

TightenKho (aylavet! hahaha)

VAGINA HALILI (to add more injury to insult)

Vagina Magdayao (dahil nag-lock ang vagina ni Shaina noong nagsesex sila ni John Lloyd…haha)

Pukiput

V-Fresh

Triple V Express

Hymen Kho

Keps for Keeps

Sikip Silip

The Revirginizer

Belopian Tube

Close Open Close Open

Makahiya Treatment

Pampasikeps

VIAGRIP

flower arrangement

Revirginizer

The doctor posted, “1st winner of 5 THOU Belo GCs is @airaaavi with her entry: V-Tight ! @belobeauty will get in touch with you. CONGRATULATIONS!”

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