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Jinkee Pacquiao On Maxim Magazine

Eager to hold onto her celebrity status, Jinkee Pacquiao continues to show off her goods in various magazines such as Good Housekeeping, Preview Magazine and Yes Magazine.

In 2009, she landed  her major endorsement deal, Belomed Smart Lipo and Belo Diet Injections, and she is convinced that it’s the perfect time to appear next on a men’s magazine. She relates, “Sakto lang siguro yung opportunity kasi diba model ako ng Belomed and of course maganda ang results nung Smart Lipo sa akin, maganda naman ako, so okay lang na mag-pose ako sa isang men’s magazine, diba?”

Jinkee is eyeing Maxim Magazine to do a feature on her, but the popular men’s magazine declined to comment. In fact, the ambush interview resulted in a lot of ahihihis, ahohohos, and deliberate avoidance of eye contact. It’s a good thing I have inside information and my spy was very willing to validate the rumor. And I quote, “I will let you see the photos, PipitBlog, but don’t mention my name ha…ahihihihi.” I said, “Okay, Sonia, I won’t mention your name.”

So here they are…

Jinkee didn’t want to appear too promiscuous (“daring, but not so much,” she said). Confused as to what she meant, the Maxim execs  just decided to show her some concepts so that she can choose which is closest to what she envisions for her first sexy cover.

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Jackie Rice

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Nina Jose

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Rufa Mae Quinto

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Krista Ranillo

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Geneva Cruz

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Andrea del Rosario

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Paloma

Jinkee Pacquiao posing à la Angelica Panganiban

Jinkee curled her lips into a smile. Manny Pacquiao, always the alert man, asked why his wife is so pleased to pose like the girlfriend of Derek Ramsey, the actor who was recently linked to her. So the Maxim people, not wanting to disappoint the Boxing Hero of the Philippines, hurriedly changed the concept into this:

Jinkee left Maxim Magazine’s office with a black eye and an unsigned contract (that she drew up herself, or so I was told). So, there you have it, folks! Apparently, Jinkee did us all a HUGE favor and opted to not pursue her delusions of being allowed to grace the cover of a men’s magazine. We can keep our sanity after all — yey!!! Good luck with the nightmares, perverts!

Is Caster Semenya Male or Female or BOTH???

Caster Semenya is an 18-year-old South African athlete who won the women’s 800 meter race at the 2009 IAAF Athletics World Championships last August 16, 2009 in Berlin. Not only did she win the said race, she also clocked the fastest winning time — 1:55.46 — at the world championships since 1993.

But apparently, the IAAF officials think that only a man could run that fast…so they told Semenya to undergo a gender test. Typically, this involves evaluations done by gynecologists, endocrinologists, psychologists and internal medicine specialists. Seeing that she does indeed have a vagina is one thing — but confirming that she was not previously a man who had his penis surgically removed and replaced with a vagina is another. Sexual organs can be easily modified these days,  you know. So the IAAF has to be extra careful not to jump into any conclusions, hence, the meticulous procedures.

Her deep voice, muscular build, manly face and underarm hair (tsk…tsk…tsk…) don’t help her either. Because if one is going to take her at face-value, nothing screams “MASCULINE” more than Semenya’s looks do. C’mon, admit it! Some men have softer features than this girl. Heck, Omarion looks more woman-ish than her!

Molatelo Malehopo, general manager of Athletics South Africa, told UK’s Daily Mail:

“She is a female. We are completely sure about that and we wouldn’t have entered her into the female competition if we had any doubts.

We have not been absent-minded, we are very sure of her gender. We are aware of the claims that have been made but our aim at the moment is to prepare Caster for the race this evening.”

This race is bullshit! Look at these quote-WOMEN-unquote…most of them have questionable genders to begin with!

I wonder if Semenya would end up like our very own Nancy Navalta. Remember her?

Nancy kind of looks like a cross between a Neanderthal man and Aling Dionisia, don’t you think?

Whatever happened to her? Last I heard, she was marked as “and/or“. Male and/or Female. hahahahah