Monthly Archives: August 2009

Marian Rivera: More “Maldita” Moments


Marian Rivera: More “Maldita” Moments


Dear PipitBlog,

Nagmaldita si Marian sa set ng Darna. Check mo itong link na ito. Kung ako ang tatanungin, masyado na talaga syang mayabang. Babagsak ang Darna dahil sa ugali nya. Hayz, sayang…may potential pa naman. Mas gugustuhin ko na si Carla kesa kay Marian na ang sama ng ugali. Sana maisama mo ito sa blog mo. Isa ako sa mga fans mo! More power!!! By the way, tawagin mo nalang akong…

Jane

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Dear Jane,

Salamat sa iyong sulat. Nabasa ko ang article sa link na ibinigay mo. Very interesting…Share natin sa iba….

Ito yung article:

Talks about Marian Rivera as a celebrity with an “attitude” is growing louder by the day. The latest dish on Marian being a prima donna is her alleged disappointment over taping at a muddy location in Bulacan for “Darna.”

Reportedly, Marian told a staff member, “Di ba sinabi ko sa inyo na ayaw ko nang maputik?”

So, what did the staff do to appease the complaining actress? He reportedly carried Marian to a mud-less place.

One time, too, still while taping for “Darna,” Marian reportedly came in, wailing, “dumating na ang reyna na walang bulaklak sa tenga” which stunned those who heard the one-liner”.

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Some people speculated that Marian may have been referring to Carla Abellana who always has a flower in her ear for her role in the TV soap, “Rosalinda.”

Story goes that in an event, Marian refused to share her dressing room with Carla because she wants the room all to herself.

Insekyora ang Marian???

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Is Caster Semenya Male or Female or BOTH???


Is Caster Semenya Male or Female or BOTH???

Caster Semenya is an 18-year-old South African athlete who won the women’s 800 meter race at the 2009 IAAF Athletics World Championships last August 16, 2009 in Berlin. Not only did she win the said race, she also clocked the fastest winning time — 1:55.46 — at the world championships since 1993.

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But apparently, the IAAF officials think that only a man could run that fast…so they told Semenya to undergo a gender test. Typically, this involves evaluations done by gynecologists, endocrinologists, psychologists and internal medicine specialists. Seeing that she does indeed have a vagina is one thing — but confirming that she was not previously a man who had his penis surgically removed and replaced with a vagina is another. Sexual organs can be easily modified these days,  you know. So the IAAF has to be extra careful not to jump into any conclusions, hence, the meticulous procedures.

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Her deep voice, muscular build, manly face and underarm hair (tsk…tsk…tsk…) don’t help her either. Because if one is going to take her at face-value, nothing screams “MASCULINE” more than Semenya’s looks do. C’mon, admit it! Some men have softer features than this girl. Heck, Omarion looks more woman-ish than her!

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Molatelo Malehopo, general manager of Athletics South Africa, told UK’s Daily Mail:

“She is a female. We are completely sure about that and we wouldn’t have entered her into the female competition if we had any doubts.

We have not been absent-minded, we are very sure of her gender. We are aware of the claims that have been made but our aim at the moment is to prepare Caster for the race this evening.”

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This race is bullshit! Look at these quote-WOMEN-unquote…most of them have questionable genders to begin with!

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I wonder if Semenya would end up like our very own Nancy Navalta. Remember her?

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Nancy kind of looks like a cross between a Neanderthal man and Aling Dionisia, don’t you think?

Whatever happened to her? Last I heard, she was marked as and/or. Male and/or Female. hahahahah


Listahan Ng Mga Inorder Ni Gloria Sa Le Cirque


Listahan Ng Mga Inorder Ni Gloria Sa Le Cirque

I think McDonald’s is a “decent” restaurant for any person to eat at, don’t you agree? I mean, some people can’t even afford to eat there, much less treat 20 or so people to Happy Meals. So, we’re lucky that we can even afford to eat at McDo once in a while. It’s decent enough for me…it’s decent enough for you…it’s decent enough EVEN for the President of the Philippines and her entourage!

If you come to think of it — these government officials are just our SERVANTS. They even openly embrace the role of being a “PUBLIC SERVANT” during election periods. BUT once they are comfortably seated in office, all of a sudden, they’re better than the average Pinoy who eats at McDonald’s? Hah!

As tax-paying citizens…as people who value every cent that we are earning…as Filipinos who have to work hard to earn each cent, do we look like we have no common sense to differentiate what is decent and what isn’t? Don’t we , to say the least, have the right to say what is a decent enough restaurant for these public “SERVANTS” to eat at? After all, it’s OUR MONEY, the taxpayers’ money, that they’re using for these kinds of official trips! So fuck you Mikey and your laughable concept of dignity!

Sa sobrang mahal ng kinain ni Gloria sa Le Cirque, kapag siya ay sumuka, mag-uunahan ang mga tao sa pagsambot ng mga iluluwa nya, matikman lamang ang pagkaing pang-mayaman.

Sa sobrang mahal ng kinain ng ating Pangulo, sasaluhin ng mga nagugutom na Pilipino ang kanyang itatae, malasahan lamang ang pagkain ng alta sociedad. At bakit hindi? Sa gitna ng global recession, ng kahirapan sa ating bansa, ng mga Pilipino na binabawasan ng witholding taxes buwan-buwan — nakuha pa niyang kumain sa mga mararangyang restaurant…at sa ibang bansa pa, no less!

Ngayon alam nyo na kung saan napupunta ang mga buwis na ibinabawas sa inyong mga sweldo — er, panglamon ni Gloria at ng kanyang entourage! hahahahaha

Kaya tama lang na libu-libo ang kunin ng BIR sa inyong mga salary every kinsenas…kasi “sensitive” ang mga taste buds ni Gloria…bawal ang pagkaing cheap! At syempre dapat hindi magutom ang ating Presidente diba?! Magutom na tayong lahat, wag lang si Madame President!

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Ang bill ng entourage ni Gloria sa Le Cirque

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Golden Osetra Caviar. Sa Tagalog, kumpol-kumpol na itlog ng isda. Rare daw ito. Malansa at lasang bagoong, sabi ng iba.

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California Osetra Caviar. Kumpol-kumpol na itlog ng isda na mula sa California. Mas mura kesa sa Golden Osetra Caviar.

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Le Cirque Salad. Pinaghalo-halong mga gulay tulad ng lettuce (wag kayong jologs, hindi [let-us] ang pronunciation nyan, kundi [let-is], okay?)…sige na nga litsugas nalang…/ˈlɛtɪs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation ano pa ba yan? er…sibuyas, balat ng sibuyas, sitaw, mayana, dahon ng gumamela, etc…

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Le Cirque Lobster Salad. Merong lobster meat, pipino, avocado, kamatis, okra saka dahon ng sibuyas.

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Le Cirque Tuna. Syempre merong tuna dyan, orange, sesame seeds,  wasabe ata yung green paste sa ilalim, anim na pirasong halamang ligaw (dami dito samin nyang dahon na yan!) saka ilang patak na orange sauce.

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Le Cirque Soft Shell Crab Tempura. Ngayon ko lang nalaman na meron palang crab na soft ang shell nya…ahihihihi…So ang ingredients dyan ay crab saka harina.

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Le Cirque Spring Pea Soup. Mga pataning pinaikot at pinalamutak sa blender para maging soup. A.k.a. Etchas ng baby

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Le Cirque Wild Burgundy Escargot. Pronounced as [es-kahr-goh]. Tandaan nyo yan para hindi kayo magmukhang enggot pag kumain kayo sa Le Cirque in the future, okay? Ang escargot ay kuhol. Madami nyan sa palayan kapag tag-ulan. Hmmm…sarap ng ginataang escargot! Kasama ng escargot dyan ay 2 munchkin donuts, makapuno, itlog ng isda saka ferns.

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Le Cirque Torchon of Foie Gras. Ang foie gras ay atay ng bibe or gansa. Ang pagbigkas nito ay [fwah-grah]. Ang torchon naman ay isang paraan ng pagluto ng foei gras na kung saan ibinabalot ito sa isang tuwalya at niluluto sa mainit na likido tulad ng alak o tubig.

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Paupiette of Black Cod. Ito’y manipis na piraso ng isda (black cod) na nirolyong parang shawarma at merong mga gulay sa gitna. Paupiette is pronounced as [poh-pyet].

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Le Cirque Halibut Poached in Cocunut Milk. Halibut is pronounced as [hal-uh-buht]. Ito ay isang uri ng isda.

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Dover Sole. Isa rin itong uri ng isda.

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Le Cirque Saddle of Lamb. Ano ba ang saddle sa Tagalog. Hmmm…part daw ng backbone and loins. Eh ano yung loins sa Tagalog? Tadyang o pigi? Ay basta tupa lang yan!

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Krug Champagne. Sa sobrang sarap ng Krug, umorder sina Gloria ng labing-isang bote nito. Kulang-kulang Php 235,000 lang naman iyang 11 bottles na yan. Ilang ginbulag kaya ang mabibili sa Php 235k? Teka, downpayment na yan para sa isang kotse o bahay ah! Tsk…tsk…tsk…

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Pero bakit nga ba nanggagalaiti ang mga Pinoy sa pagkain nina Gloria et.al. sa Bobby Van’s Steakhouse and Le Cirque? Gayong ang iba namang presidente ay hindi pinuna noong kumain sila sa mga nasabing restaurant. Tulad nina…

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Pres. Obama…seen here leaving Bobby Van’s Steakhouse…and

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Former Pres. Ronald Reagan at Le Cirque…

Ano ang iyong palagay tungkol dito? Share mo na ang opinyon mo. NOW NA!!!

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