Racial Slurs and All That Shit

Afghans

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above), “Bomb Builders”, “Cave Niggers” (in reference to Osama Bin Laden)

Africans

a.k.a. “Clickers” (some African tribes communicate thru “clicking”), “Hapshi” (animal-like, originates in ancient India, when some slaves were imported from Africa. Still in use), “Salt-Pricks” (Used to define South Africans loyal to Britain. One foot on Africa, one foot on England and their pricks dangle in the ocean).

African-Americans

a.k.a. “925” (police code in suburban L.A. for “Suspicious Person”), “niggers”, “lazy”, “unemployed”, “Africoons” (combination of African and racoon), “Americoon” (translation no longer required), “apes, “cotton pickers”, “Banjo Lips” (big lips), “Horse gums”, “baluga” (Filipino equivalent of nigger), “Boffers or Boofers” (The Hawaiians or Polynesians call Blacks this name. Same as nigger in the United States), “Chain Draggers” (in reference to blacks being in prison chain gangs), “Convicts and Ex-cons”, “Criminal Factory” (refers to pregnant black women, thought to be breeding future criminals), “Crimestopper” (refers to an African-American woman who had an abortion)

Albanians

a.k.a. “barbarians”

Algerians

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Americans (White)

a.k.a. “AmeriKKKans”, “The Klan”, “8 Mile Whites” (when white kids try to act ghetto or “black” as inspired by Eminem), “albinos”, “gringos”, “Amerikos” (Russian term for dumb Americans), “Bai Tou” (Mandarin Chinese term meaning “white head”), “Baijo” (Japanese term meaning strangers, used in a hostile way), “Bak Guiy” (Cantonese for “white ghost”), “Belegana” (Navajo term which roughly translates to “silly white person”), “Bird Shit” (bird poop is generally white), “Brady Bunch”, “Buleh” (means albino in Indonesian), “Hillbillies”, “Rednecks”, “Caucazoids”

Armenians

a.k.a. “arm pits” (false acronym for the Hollywood-based street gang called AP, which stands for Armenian Power)

Australians

a.k.a. “Aboriginal Bum Cleaner”, “Bludgers” (more accurately “dole-bludgers”, in Australian slang is someone who doesnt work and relies on the government for money (doles). It is the stereotype that all the Mediterraneans and Aboriginals of Australia are bludgers), “Boomers” (Aboriginals use boomerangs), “Drongos” (meaning idiots), “Kangaroos”

Austrians

a.k.a. “Schluchtenscheisser” (used by Germans for their beloved Austrian neighbours, stands for someone taking his dumps in canyons (since Austria is very mountainous)

Bahrainis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Bangladeshis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Bolivians

a.k.a. “bolitas” (small balls)

Bosnians

a.k.a. “Bosants”; the word “bos” means barefoot and many Bosnians walk barefoot around the house, mosque etc.

British

a.k.a. “Blokes”, “inbreds”

Bulgarians

a.k.a. “Bulgies”, “Burglars” (sounds like)

Canadians

a.k.a. “51st Staters”, “Pucks” (in reference to their over-indulgence in the game of Hockey)

Chinese

a.k.a. “Chinkerbells”, “baby munchers” (the Chinese ate their babies because of  poverty and to keep down the population); “Banana Asians” (Yellow on the outside, White on the inside), “Chorks” (Chinese dorks), “Dental Floss Blindfolders” (their eyes are so small that you can blindfold them with dental floss), “Dim Sum”, Jaundy Boys” (comes from Jaundice (Hepatitis), which turns your skin yellow)

Colombians

a.k.a. “Coffee Beans”, “gun makers”

Cubans

a.k.a. “Balseros” (Spanish for “rafters”), “Boat Rowers”, “Fresh-Off-The-Boat”

Dominicans

a.k.a. “drug dealers”, “dumb-inicans”

Dutch

a.k.a. “Cheese Eaters” (they’re fond of eating cheese), “Cheeseheads” (used by Germans during WWII), “Cloggies” (in reference to their wooden shoes), “Hollowheads” (originally, the name Holland was derived from Hollow Lands)

Ecuadoreans

a.k.a. “Champiñon” (in Spanish, champiñon means mushroom. The stereotypical person from Ecuador is short with a big head, giving the appearance of a mushroom)

Egyptians

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above), “Gyps” (gyp also actually means a cheat or swindler)

Emiratis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Eritreans

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Eskimos

a.k.a. “Huskies”

Filipinos

a.k.a. “Mail-order brides“, “maids”, “servants”, “caregivers”, “monkeys”, “uncivilized”, “dog-eaters”, “Flip” (Funny (or Fucking) Little Island People), “Little Brown Buddies),

French

a.k.a. “Butterfingers” (started during WWII when the French were occupied by the Germans and were forced to “drop” all their weapons), “Frogs” (the French are said to laugh like frogs)

Germans

a.k.a. “Hitlers”, “Nazis”, “Blockheads” (refers to the shape of their heads), “Boche” (The French called the Germans this in WWII. “Boche” is short for “alcaboche” or cabbage-head), “Germs” (being a plague to humans and sickening them), “Herman the German”, “Jew Killers”

Greeks

a.k.a. “Flease” (since Greeks work in diners all their lives, their uncircumcised penis build up grease underneath the flap. hence the name Flease), “Banana noses”, “Gobblers” (efers to the Greek penis — they are uncircumcised, the flap resembles the neck of a turkey, also known as the gobbler), “Homocrats” (the Greeks invented democracy and some say homosexuality as well)

Hungarians

a.k.a. “Bohunks” (a contraction of ‘Bohemian/Hungarian’, and might refer to Hungarians, Czechs and Ukrainians as well as Russians), “Bozgor” (term used in Eastern Europe for Hungarian ethnics living in different countries after WWI. It means “man without country”)

Icelanders

a.k.a. “Bjorks”

Indians

a.k.a. “Dots” (in reference to the red dots (bindi) on their foreheads),“Cow kissers”, “D.I.P.s” (Dumb Idiotic Punjab), “Gandhis”

Indonesians

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above), “Indons”

Iranians

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Iraqis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above), “Crunchies” (used by US Marines in the second Iraq war. When the US attacked Iraq, Saddam Hussein allegedly told his troops that the American tanks were made of cardboard. So when the Iraqi soldiers jumped in front of the tanks, they made crunching sounds)

Irish

a.k.a. “Leprechauns”, “Fumblin’ Dublin” (known as a slur for drunk, unemployed, Irish men. They are usually found under the influence outside of Dublin’s bars), “Bog Trotters” (there are many swamps in Ireland), “Carrot Top” (Irish hair color), “Coal Crackers” (many Irish immigrants mined coal), “Donkeys” (it was cheaper to hire an Irish man than a donkey in the Pennsylvania coal mining days of the 1800’s)

Israelis

a.k.a. “D.I.B.s” (Dumb Israeli Bastard. Commonly used by American Jews to deride the Israeli culture)

Italians

a.k.a. “Geeps” (from Pinnochio’s “father” Gepetto, who was Italian), “grape-smashers” (think wine), “Hightalians” (spoiled, rich Italians)

Jamaicans

a.k.a. “Dreads” (in reference to their hair style)

Japanese

a.k.a. “Bomb Watchers” (refers to atom bombs the US dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in WWII), “Bukakke Warriors”, “Yakuzas”, “Fishheads”, “Fujis” (Japanese tourists tend to wear cameras and take pictures 24/7. Mount Fuji is a mountain in Japan, and a brand of film), “Harbor Bombers”

Jews

[As much as I enjoy learning about the different racial slurs that we throw at each other, I have to say that I find the terms used for the Jews most disturbing and most shameless. I’m sorry but the connotations of the following just don’t sit right with me]

a.k.a. “buns” (as in “bun in the oven”), “bones” (reference to the holocaust when Jews were often forced into hard labor and yet they were turned into a mere pile of bones), “Dial” (The Nazis made soap out of the fat of the burned Jews — Dial is a brand of soap)

On a lighter note, Jews are also known as “Burgers” (many of their names end with “Burg”), “Canadian Geese” (Joe Kennedy used this term in public to refer to Jews being loud, pesty and foreign), “Zionists”, “10% off ” (think circumcision), “Cliptips”

Jordanians

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Koreans

a.k.a. “Biscuit Heads” (Koreans augmented to the United States Army, commonly referred to as Biscuit Heads by American GI’s, because of their square heads), “Bucket Heads”, “D.A.K.s” (Dumb Ass Korean), “Dog-eaters and Dog-breath”

Kuwaitis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Lebanese

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Libyans

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Mexicans

a.k.a. “Fresh-Off-The-Fence”, “Fruit Pickers”, “Blue Collars”, “Border Bunnies”, “Burritos”, “Car Thieves”, “Chili Chokers”, “Dirty Sanchez”, “Gravelbellies” (crawling across the border on their bellies), “Housekeepers”, “gardeners”

Moroccans

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Nepalese

a.k.a. “Chindians” (Nepal is a really small country in between China and India)

Nigerians

a.k.a. “email scammers” and “pirates”

North Koreans

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Norwegians

a.k.a. “Fish-Eaters” (their diet consists almost entirely of fish)

Omanis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Pakistanis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Panamanians

a.k.a. “Canal” (think Panama Canal)

Peruvians

a.k.a. “perverts”, “Cocachewers” (instead of chewing tabacco, they chew coca leaves — cocaine)

Polish

a.k.a. “Chucks” (lots of Polish last names end in czyk, pronounced “chuck”), “Cleaning Ladies”, “D.P.s” (after World War II, displaced refugees of Eastern European origin were referred to as Displaced Persons, however, it stuck around even today to describe Polish immigrants)

Polynesians

a.k.a. “Head Hunters” (many Polynesian cultures have practiced head hunting)

Portuguese

a.k.a. “Greenhorns” (often used when referring to those of Portuguese descent who come from the Azores. Meaning stupid and backwards)

Puerto Ricans

a.k.a. “Block Hoppers” (so many Puerto Ricans live from one Apartment Block to another Apartment Block)

Qataris

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Romanians

a.k.a. “Blood Suckers” (Dracula is Romanian), “Büdös Oláh” (stinky Romanians), “Dracs” (short for Dracula), “Gypsies”

Russians

a.k.a. “Commies” (short for communists), “Drago” (character from Rocky 4, the big dumb Neanderthal)

Saudi Arabians

a.k.a. “Black Moving Objects” (refers to the complete head-to-toe black dress of Muslim women), “potential terrorists” (see picture above), “Batman” (Arab women who wear abayas), “Camel Cowboys” (self-explanatory), “Cabbie” (a large portion of cab drivers seem to be foreigners, mostly of Arab or Indo descent), “Carpet Pilots” (in reference to Aladdin), “Center Denters” (in reference to the Arabs who bombed of the World Trade Center), “Clit Choppers” (female circumcision is a common practice in Arab countries), “Dirty Knees” (in reference to the Muslims praying on their knees), “Dusty Nuts” (Arabs live in the desert), “Ewoks” (refers to Muslim religious headdress resembling the one worn by the Star Wars characters, “Ewoks”)

Scottish

a.k.a. “Cross-dressers”

Somalis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Sudanese

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Swedes

a.k.a. “Bög” (Finnish people regard Swedish men to be woman-like homosexuals — thus bög which is Swedish for a homosexual)

Syrians

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Tunisians

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Turks

a.k.a. “Blackheads” (Turkish workers in Europe are degraded because of their darker hair color than German races)

Ukranians

a.k.a. “D.U.B.s” (Dumb Ukrainian Bastards)

Vietnamese

a.k.a. “Viet Congs” (originated during the Vietnam War), “Ducks” (based on the noises made by Vietnamese people speaking in their native tongue, everything comes out sounding like “duk-duk-duk”)

Yemenis

a.k.a. “potential terrorists” (see picture above)

Yugoslavs

a.k.a. “Itch” (a lot of Yugoslavian names end with -ich)

Zimbabweans

a.k.a. “Floppies” (in Zimbabwe, the blacks are referred to as floppies because of the floppy hats they wear on their heads)