Baby James Says “Villar”


Baby James Says “Villar”

The Aquino clan has scored yet another major boo-boo. It looks like Baby James is following in the footsteps of his tactless, headline-making mom, Kris Aquino. This could make or break Noynoy‘s campaign…tsk…tsk…tsk

aban or…

oser?

Nyahahahaha…

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Anne Curtis Nipple Slip in Boracay


Anne Curtis Nipple Slip in Boracay

Ang litrato sa kaliwa ay ang kumakalat sa internet na di umano’y ipinapakita ang nipple ni Anne Curtis. Kapansin-pansin sa original picture (top picture) na kahit malayo pa ang kuha, hindi naman talaga lumabas ang kanyang nipple.  Bumaba lang nang kaunti ang bikini. The photo on the right is the blow-up of the original photo. It clearly shows that the nipple slip didn’t really happen. It was just a fabrication — photoshopped, ika nga. At least, that’s what I can see. If you disagree with my observation, paki send nalang sa akin ang mas malinaw na picture para maliwanagan tayong lahat.

There are rumors that the Anne Curtis wardrobe malfunction may be just a publicity stunt to promote her new film. Anong masasabi nyo mga perverts?

March 29, 2010 – Erratum:

Nakita ko na ang video…ahihihi

Pagkatumbling nya…

Bulaga! hahahaha

Ito naman ang “Operation Takip Nipple” courtesy of one of her fans…ahihihi

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Bong Revilla 2010 Election Scandal


Bong Revilla 2010 Election Scandal

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Masyadong kumpiyansa itong si Senator Bong Revilla Jr. ah! Ikaw ay isang “politician of the worst kind!” Tsk…tsk…tsk…dapat sayo binubuhusan din ng mineral water —pero dapat yung kumukulo!

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Bahay (Daw) Ni Manny Villar sa U.S.


Bahay (Daw) Ni Manny Villar sa U.S.

Nareceive ko ito sa aking email. Ang sabi ng sender:

Subject: Who owns a house like this?
Imagine who would have such taste and live in such opulence?

An American Billionaire?
A Saudi Prince?
Louis XIV of
France?
Savour the pictures then scroll to the bottom of the page to see who owns this Work of Art.

This Mansion is in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA and belongs to:
Senator Manny Villar of the PHILIPPINES

While Filipinos starve, and die because of abject poverty ….and while Sen. Villar brags that he had poor beginnings and he had helped his poor countrymen over and over again… but look now.. he and his family live like this…….his GREED kills his poverty stricken fellow Filipinos .
PLEASE send this to everyone you know.
They can send it to everyone they know.
Soon Filipinos around the world will know what this man is doing to the people he wishes to serve if elected President.

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May pumalag naman agad — ang sabi nung nag-react nasa Saudi raw ang ate nya at meron daw ipinadala sa kanyang pics  — exactly the same pics ng bahay ng isang Saudi prince! Mukhang galing na naman daw sa kampo nina Noynoy. ahihihihi

So ano itong kumakalat na tsismis? Smear campaign against Villar? tsk…tsk…tsk…

Honestly, I think masyadong ostentatiously “bonggacious” ang design ng bahay even for a billionaire like Manny Villar. Pwede pa siguro kung sinabing bahay yan ng mga Marcoses…hahahah…

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Ilan Ba Ang Aso Mo Sa Bahay?


Ilan Ba Ang Aso Mo Sa Bahay?

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Dear PipitBlog,

Help!!! Ako po ay estudyante sa FEU at kailangan ko po ang tulong ng mga perverts para sa aking project sa school.  Kailangan ko lang po ng statistics ng number of dogs per household dito sa Metro Manila saka kung bumibili ba ang mga dog owners ng dog products like dog shampoo, dog food, dog treats, dog toys, etc. sa isang shop or sa isang website. Can you help me with this? Tatanawin kong isang malaking utang na loob! Tulungan nyo po akong makagraduate hehe…Maraming salamat!

Isa sa mga perverts,

Bong

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Hello Pervert Bong,

Hmmm…interesting. Mahirap atang gawin yang sinasabi mo. Pero para maka-graduate ka eh tutulungan kita sa abot ng aking makakaya. Good luck sa project mo.

Mga perverts, participate kayo sa stats poll at tulungan natin ang kapwa nating pervert sa kanyang suliranin hahaha…

Kung sino man ang may alam ng total number of dogs sa Metro Manila at ng pet products industry statistics, paki inform nalang si Bong para mas mabilis. Kung wala kayong ka-muang-muang tungkol sa subject na ito, i-click nyo nalang sa taas kung saang butas kayo pasok. No pun intended. Hahahaha

Regards,

PipitBlog

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The Ronald McDonald Scandal


The Ronald McDonald Scandal

Believe it or not, Ronald McDonald does get some action from time to time. What with his flaming, thick mane and his luscious, red lips, the ladies just can’t seem to get enough of him.

Jealous much, guys? hahaha…

It might come as a shock to you, but some people do exhibit these kinds of behavior towards inanimate objects in a not so shallow way as to be funny or playful. What does that mean? It means that they have “intimate relationships” with inanimate objects. By “intimate” I mean love and sex — yes, love and sex. Just like the kind of emotional connection shared by two human beings, objectum sexuals (that’s what those people are called) experience a deep sense of love and/or sexual attraction towards objects. By “objects” I mean…

fences…

amusement park rides (the Condor in Enchanted Kingdom, for example)…

dolls…

cars…

walls (e.g. the Berlin Wall)…

and structures (e.g. the Eiffel Tower), just to name a few.

For OS people, close emotional relationships with humans are incomprehensible, if not absurd.  In other words, they think it’s perfectly normal to prefer objects over humans. Talk about strange, right? This kind of disorder is called objectophilia or objectum sexuality. Although, I assume that they would feel slighted by being labeled as a “disorder.” And they absolutely believe that their fixation towards objects is not just a mere fetish.

So you might think “Hey, I’m having sexual relationships with my dildo. Does that count as objectophilia?” Well, not necessarily. You see, objectum sexuals believe that the intimacy goes beyond physical attraction. They love a certain object to the extent that they want it as their mate and eventually take the relationship to the next level — marriage, perhaps. Yep, just like any normal human couple would do once they decide to be exclusive for the time being or for the rest of their lives. That kind bond, love, loyalty and sexual intimacy happens to objectum sexuals as well. The only difference is that the object of their affection is an object — obviously. So when you say “you’re having sex with your dildo,” that’s just a passing thrill, a momentary fulfillment of your sexual cravings. Objectum sexuals feel much more than that. Allow me to show you.

Objectum sexuals make homosexuals, transsexuals, pansexuals, and Bebe Gandanghari look like normal folks, don’t you think?

nyahahahahahaha…

So if you feel called to this new type of sexual orientation, by all means explore it. Visit http://www.objectum-sexuality.org for more information or you can also go to http://www.ppa.ph.

Motorcycle Accident Survivor: Pinatay Na Kahit Buhay Pa


Motorcycle Accident Survivor: Pinatay Na Kahit Buhay Pa

This story shows two areas where Filipinos are infuriatingly infamous about especially during cases of emergency or crime — well, at least according to my own observations. The areas are as follows:

1. Poor handling of the scene of an accident by responding authorities; and

2. Sidewalk superintendents (mga tsismo’t tsismosa)

Think Ampatuan massacre victims. If you’ve seen the uncensored video, you will not be disgusted at the sight of bloated bodies in different stages of decomposition. No. You will be disgusted at the civilians who were lurking in the background as if there’s a movie being shot. Worse, you will puke at the sloppy process the SOCO team used to excavate those poor people. It seems to me that we have acquired a complete disrespect and absolute disregard for dead bodies, much less live ones. Haven’t we learned yet from CSI? I mean, come on! We don’t need high-tech gadgets to process a scene; handling it with care is enough even with just the basic tools that we have.

Case in point:

This guy is still breathing. He is alive — goddamit!

But look at how he was carried to the vehicle [tsk…tsk…tsk] Parang nagbuhat lang sila ng baboy…hahaha…

Wala ba tayong ambulance, gurney or stretcher man lang? Hay, pathetic!

Here’s  the video:

Isipin mo nalang kung sa iyo nangyari yan. God forbid, but it could happen to any one of us, right? And then, you will see the video posted at Youtube and you’ll think, “Putangina! Wa poise!” Hahahahahaha

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