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Vicky Belo: Entries For Vagina Machine-naming Contest


Vicky Belo: Entries For Vagina Machine-naming Contest

“Just got a new machine at belo medical group. It tightens Vajayjay and prevents trickling. It uses only magnets. Need a name for it help!” Belo posted on her Twitter.

People suggested:

V-Tight

Like A Virgin

Vagnet

Happy Tight

VATIGHTNA

Vagneto

SIKIPEX

V-Shut Bacani (sacrilegious, but melikes!)

GyneTight

tightenator

Magnetite

TightenKho (aylavet! hahaha)

VAGINA HALILI (to add more injury to insult)

Vagina Magdayao (dahil nag-lock ang vagina ni Shaina noong nagsesex sila ni John Lloyd…haha)

Pukiput

V-Fresh

Triple V Express

Hymen Kho

Keps for Keeps

Sikip Silip

The Revirginizer

Belopian Tube

Close Open Close Open

Makahiya Treatment

Pampasikeps

VIAGRIP

flower arrangement

Revirginizer

The doctor posted, “1st winner of 5 THOU Belo GCs is @airaaavi with her entry: V-Tight ! @belobeauty will get in touch with you. CONGRATULATIONS!”

John Lloyd and Ruffa Gutierrez Scandal


John Lloyd and Ruffa Gutierrez Scandal

Sina John Lloyd Cruz at Ruffa Gutierrez nga ba ito?

John Lloyd —- Date of Birth: June 24, 1983

Ruffa ———— Date of Birth: June 24, 1974

Wait! Tama ba? Pareho silang June 24 ipinanganak? DESTINY ba itetch??? Kakakilig naman…AIDS doesn’t matter talaga….I mean, AGE….ahihihihihihihi

Anyways, ito yung picture nilang dalawa na papasok pa lang sa Beverly Hills Hotel sa CA, USA. Allegedly

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